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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    He acts while other men just talk
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    It used to be a convincing act, Rosie. It's wearing a little thin now.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... I haven't changed my act in forty years.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    So your mistake will be short lived
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Too bad the evil queen of numbers wouldn't let you play it.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    But sir, they're not going to do anything. Listen, I...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... am not interested in your sordid escapades. Let's get on with it, shall we? ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    Don't let him teach you...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a naughty little habit - listening at keyholes.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    I find I live much longer that way.
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    Of course you would say that. James Bond! Her Majesty's loyal...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young woman I...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...covered in paint. Gold paint.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    That's the official version. The truth is rather more disturbing, 007.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Well, then, why don't you enlighten me?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    Three agents have been killed in the last 24 hours.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    They've been liquidated, I'm afraid. Finland- stabbed to death in a ladies' sauna bath, sir. Madrid- burnt in a blazing bordello, sir. And Tokyo, sir- garrotted in a geisha house.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    I'm relieving you from...
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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... the Queen's Club anyhow when it turned out you were the only one who'd seen Strangways' new secretary. Then later, at the lab, you made no reference to the fact that...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...there's something I'd like you to get off your chest. Where is Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    He was operating in Moscow in 1996. Pyongyang, North Korea before that. And he's been spotted in Afghanistan, Bosnia, Iraq, Iran, Beirut and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...a number of subsidiaries worldwide, producing components. The conquest of space is an investment in the future of the human race, Mr Bond, it is therefore logical to...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... think about asking you to join my little scheme but somehow I knew, 007's loyalty was always to the mission, never to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... a bunch of self-righteous, ar$e-covering prigs. They don't care what we do, they care what we get photographed doing. And how the hell could...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ... they try to establish de Bleuchamp's claim to the title, and Sir Hilary Bray has replied to Gumbold suggesting that he should...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ...collect me at my apartment, it's lovely up here in the...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...the moonlight on the Bosphorus is...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 754MI6 Agent
    indeed a very rare breed, soon to be made extinct!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    The most savage, the most dangerous. They know when it's time to...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... cut the pussycat's life. The puss will get the knife for triflin with three blind mice. So beware...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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