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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... I put a black-widow spider underneath his mosquito net. A female, and they're the worst. It took...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... ten days to load it into 200 trucks. At the most, you'll have ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... analyzed the shrapnel fragments. Lucky it wasn't a direct hit - it would have cut you in half. It's depleted uranium shell, military grade. Hard to get. Extremely expensive and only used by a select few. Recognize anyone?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    Ula Yarkhov. Confirmed kills, three. Probable kills, two. Assassination methods: strangulation with hands or thighs.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    A homicidal paranoiac. Superb material,
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    Hey, listen- if he's half the genius they say he is, we're in for real trouble.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Perhaps you failed to take into account...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... your bodyguards. Now three of them is a bit excessive. They're controlling you, they're not protecting you. That tattoo on your ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ...small faucet, here. I hope I haven't caught you at an awkward moment?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Don't I get some kind of...protection?
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You're a big boy. I figured you could handle it yourself.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    Well, I've had quite a bit of practice.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
    One rises to meet a challenge.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    That's not what I've heard!
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    Well, from this angle things are shaping up nicely.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Outstanding! I admire a woman who takes the initiative. You should...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ...touch it, stroke it and undress it. I can...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    ...lick you into shape.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    Splendid! Your place or mine?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    My number's on the card.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    I saw those cards on the way up. Spades, James, every one. You were nailed the minute you...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    ... contacted the consulate.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Well, we didn't advertise it, I can assure you.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It pays to advertise.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Mr Bond, I suppose you wouldn't care to... um... raise the limit?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    It goes, of course, to my charity. I think it's better if we don't continue.
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Of course I want to bloody continue!!
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    This is a game I can't afford to play.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    The Treasury has agreed to stake you in the game.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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