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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... I changed my mind. Two years of my life, studying the film, the reports, plastic operations, voice lessons. Make it a quarter of a million or...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...take the full odds on the 10, 200 on the hard way, the limit on all the numbers, 250 on the 11....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... and quite frankly, you're going to need my help. Remember, if it hadn't been for Q Branch, you'd have...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... your balls in your mouth and your willing replacement standing over you. If you doubt that, then shoot me and ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    ...meanwhile, how do you kill five hours in Rio - if you don't...
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we'll release a video of...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...a stream just around the corner from here, with a bunch of little kids peeing in it.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    I'm sure this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    The air in here is foul enough already.
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    That's why I eat the peppers.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    A little too scented for my palate, I'll have the...
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... "Chateau Pis-de- Chat", but it serves to quench the thirst....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Oh not the wine, your frock, tight in...
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...all the romantic vacation spots...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    A mystery, I'm afraid. I'm also afraid you will sleep with me in order to...
    (Sorry for not posting for so long, hard drive died, along with all my progress for my review :# . I also didn't have an internet connection because my service provider closed it for maintenance. When I did have a connection it was extremely slow. Fortunately everything is (almost) back to normal.)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    ...have that ready for Ahmed's tea party.
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

    (Good to have you back, DP -{ )
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    How would Oscar Wilde put it?

    (Great to see some MR quotes)
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    Right idea, Mr Bond. But wrong pussy.
    (Tempted to post some Shakespeare Bond quotes, for some odd reason. Or Matt's edited quote on Daniel's ill-fitting suits.)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    What are you serving? Whiskas?
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    The thought had occurred to me. I might have...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....some siamese fighting fish, brave but......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...dangerous. They know when it's time to....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ..pull the trigger and when not to.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ... touch- no-one ever died from wanting too much. The world is...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...shaken, not stirred. Won't you...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...take the load.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... I shot the whole wad. What do you say? Back to .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...an upside-down position?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    She's really quite impressive once you get her on her back.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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