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  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    You don't mind if I drive do you?
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    Both hands on the wheel, Mr Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Some men just don't like to be driven.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... just take me for a ride.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Nice car.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    Now, pay attention, please. Windscreen- bulletproof. As are the side and the rear windows. Revolving number plates, naturally, valid all countries. Now here's a nice little...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...toy helicopter...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Just the thing for unwinding after a hard day in the office.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    You're going to need my help. Remember, if it hadn't been for Q Branch you'd have been dead long ago.
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    You know you're cleverer than you look...
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    You just put your hand in his mouth...
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...after Grunther has taken you for a medical examination...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... a very thorough evaluation....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    I see the good doctor has cleared you. Notes you have exceptional...
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...figures? I'm sure they're...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... Standard equipment for ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... a perverts' convention or something...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....so fantastic it could just be....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...brilliant. Go on, I'm...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... stiff - ahem, the deceased...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    May his soul rest in peace. Oh, yes. Amen. If you'd...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...be so good as to omit the customary....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited March 2017
    I'm sure you'd rather be left alone, for reflection. Most...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...00's have a short life expectancy, so you're mistake will be....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...wavin' arms about, leapin' in and out...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....off you're perfectly formed arse.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    Wait till you get to my....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...piece de resistance, the.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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