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  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    Don't count on that.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Numbers were never my strong suit.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I have a dinner jacket.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    Miss Anders! I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    Does this... discourage you?
    "Better luck next time... slugheads!"

    1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. Skyfall 4. OHMSS 5. TWINE
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Well, I'm game if you are.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If you're the best they've got, they're more likely try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    How disappointing. I expected one Head of State at the very least,
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    Point taken.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    You know, you're cleverer than you look!
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Yes, but tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet Union.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Russia may have changed but the penalty for terrorism is still Death.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Why no it isn´t, is it?
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Sable BasiliskSable Basilisk Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    "Hey . . . what's with that trick pool table?!?"





    ~sb~
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    What are you, some kind of Doomsday Machine?
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    We have a way to deal with that where I come from.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You are unusually well informed, Mr Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    For the moment, but this kind of thing can't last.
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    Well, I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, you gave it your best shot.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Why am I suddenly worried I'm not carrying enough life insurance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    This department is not concerned with your personal problems.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    I help people with problems.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm flattered. I'd prefer the Revenge department. Of course,
    my first job would be finding the man who killed Strangways and Quarrel.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Before you set out on revenge, first dig two graves.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    It's time to pay the piper.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    He suggests a trade- the egg for your life.
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    I could have given you the world.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    It's such a perfect place to start.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Good morning gentlemen -Acme Pollution Inspection. We're cleaning up the world and we thought this a suitable place to start.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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