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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean, fired rockets at the moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour... except crime!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Intuitive improvisation is the secret of genius.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    And twice is the only way to live!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You, live well. Mr Scaramanga.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    Hey Al, don't hold it against me.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Don't pull it out- I'm not finished with it yet.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No, it's the right size. For me, that is.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    Wait 'til you get to my teeth.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I know all about you--sex for dinner, death for breakfast.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    I'd heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    On a cost per bullet basis he must be your best customer.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One of nature's finest killers, Mr. Wint.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You'll excuse me for saying so, but I think you are taking a risk right now.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    People who want to stay alive play it safe.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    But it jammed on your last job, and you spent six months in hospital in consequence.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    They kept me for 5 months in a room with no air. They tortured me.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You forget, I'm already dead.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    This is my second life.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Enjoying death.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    How do you feel about me ?
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You are just a stupid policeman.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine, boy?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I am more concerned about an atomic bomb exploding on a US Air Force base in West Germany!
    You surely can't be inviting a nuclear war? What happens when the US retaliates?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Well if we destroy Kansas, the world may not hear about it for years. Perhaps New York, with all that smut and traffic... might give them a chance for a fresh start. Washington, DC- perfect.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Washington... at the White House today, the president said that he was entirely satisfied...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    edited June 2013
    ... with the delivery uninspected through customs of a consignment labelled "machine parts".
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    If you'll forgive the analogy, sir, that's just the tip of the tentacle.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I wonder with what the CIA will be more upset--that they lost it, or that we found it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well, you can't win them all.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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