The james bond quote conversation

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In my business, you prepare for the unexpected.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Oh, a surprise!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    That would be one way of looking at it.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Are you looking for shells too?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Five red-tipped, armour piercing.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. The American CIA swear by them.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    Must get them in the stores for Christmas.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Merry Christmas, 007.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    I must be dreaming.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as its progenitors. Like gods, your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image. You have all served in public capacties in my terrestrial empire. Your seed, like yourselves, will pay deference to the ultimate dynasty which I alone have created. From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is law and order in the heavens.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You jumped up little sh!t.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You persist in trying to provoke Me Mr Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Keep tooting that horn, Charlie, and you'll get a shot in the mouth.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    This farcical show of force was only to be expected. The great powers flexing their military muscles like so many impotent beach boys.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    This is no place for you, Q. Go home.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Oh, we sold your flat.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    Why didn't you learn the violin ?
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Never too late to learn!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,766Chief of Staff
    Everything he touches withers and dies.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    It's the kiss of death from Mr Goldfinger.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a women and she stars to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, then immediately returns to the side of right and virtue. But not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ixtoreixtore NYCPosts: 111MI6 Agent
    He's quite mad, you know.
    The scent smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. Then the soul-erosion produced by high gambling - a compost of greed and fear and nervous tension - becomes unbearable and the senses awake and revolt from it.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Jealousy from you, Mr Bond? I'm flattered.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Brilliant. I'm almost speechless with admiration.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Half of everything is luck.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They missed you? What a pity.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape- instead you demolish it!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    May I remind you that this operation was to be conducted discreetly. All it took was six million francs in damage and in penalties for violating most of the Napoleonic Code.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Does it look like we need the money?
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