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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, I'd heard the price of eggs was up, but isn't that a little high?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    It depends, Mr Bond, on which side of the glass you are.
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 754MI6 Agent
    You can't win.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Not until you crawl over here and kiss my boot.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Be careful, that's my loose kneecap.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    It's just had a new coat of paint!
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    You'd be surprised, the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field ...
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section disperses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Sir, I am aware of my shortcomings and will endeavour to continue this assignment in the spirit you suggest.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Surely, sir, there's no need to involve our section on a relatively simple smuggling matter.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    This is the world's most precious resource, we need to control as much of it as we can.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    A Miss Caruso... You wouldn't happen to know where she is?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,768Chief of Staff
    Let me see, Sir. Would that be a lady with a black bag over her head being manhandled by two unsavory gentlemens ?
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr Bond.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    So, what sharp little eyes you've got!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    The hardest substance known to man, they cut glass, I suppose they've replaced a dog as a girl's best friend and that's about it.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,768Chief of Staff
    Do you treat ALL the girls you desire this way ?
    YNWA 97
  • ixtoreixtore NYCPosts: 111MI6 Agent
    Do I look like I care?
    The scent smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. Then the soul-erosion produced by high gambling - a compost of greed and fear and nervous tension - becomes unbearable and the senses awake and revolt from it.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,768Chief of Staff
    Of course. Some tea ?
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, if you'll forgive me, I find that a little too scented for my palate. I prefer the Theotaki Aspero.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,768Chief of Staff
    You do know, of course, that this means an angry letter to the Times.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's perfectly feasible, sir. In fact, we're working on one now.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,768Chief of Staff
    I sense that too. What are you doing after the exercise ?
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If you're trying to be ingratiating, Mr. Bond, don't bother.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    We're strictly Platonic... now.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Suppose when she meets me in the flesh, I.. I don't come up to expectations?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Then one of us is going to end up very disappointed.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    By tomorrow, we will be good friends. Let us drink to that.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    I've been waiting for you to take care of me...personally.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, one of these days we really must look into that.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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