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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Look what you've done to my hair, you sadistic brute.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Yes, but tomorrow I shall be a hero of the Soviet Union.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    in the conference room. Every double-0 in Europe has been rushed in, and the Home Secretary too.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    Lucky me !
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    To all units: intercept murder suspect in a stolen fire truck. He may be armed- and he's sure dangerous!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, you just keep on the tail of that jukebox, and there's an extra twenty in it for you.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    I'm not that kind of customer.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My name is Scaramanga. Francisco Scaramanga. I feel I know you, although I never thought we would ever really meet. But it has been a pleasure for me to finally meet you Mr. Bond, thanks to Miss Anders here.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Listen, you can drop me off at the next corner. This whole thing is getting a little out of hand.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    You've got a bloody cheek !
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Having just met you, I wouldn't go as far as calling you a cold-hearted bastard...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I t'll take more than cutting off your earlobes Blofeld, to turn you into a Count
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Quite the opposite, in fact.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Enough of this polite conversation. What is the purpose of your visit?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    An excellent question. And one which will be hanging on the lips of the world quite soon. If I were to break the news to anyone it would be to you first, Mr Bond, you know that.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    You can't be surprised you've been called a self-publicising adrenalin junkie, can you?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mr. Wallace, call the president. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    Yeah, you're right. We should just deal with nice people.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There's that son of a bitch. I got him. What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well we got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    This bed feels like a cage- do you think I'll be safe?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I'm afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    I am aware of my shortcomings and am prepared to continue this assignment in the spirit you suggest- if I knew what it was about....sir.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Such a pity. All that time and energy wasted, simply to provide you with one mock, heroic moment.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    You didn't tell me there was going to be this much security.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    No, put it back in, just a little longer ;%
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    The same three minutes you gave me.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There's a snake!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
    That's my little octopussy.
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