The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    Why don't you lie down and let me look at it?

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    You never say that as if you meant it.

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  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,315MI6 Agent

    Unbelievable! ln all my years as a...

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    ...private physician, recuperating from....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,911MI6 Agent

    … an overdose of Bons Bois…

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  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent
    edited May 2023

    ... many people have tried to involve themselves in my affairs...

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    ... and you want to know where they are, and whether I'm....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,911MI6 Agent

    …able to con the old man, but I know…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    ...you don't like me, Bond. You think I'm...

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,315MI6 Agent

    ..goddamn little brown water hog.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    ...who would pay a million dollars to....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,911MI6 Agent

    ..bring back some pictures of…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    ... Defence Minister Dimitri Mishkin, murdered by...

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    ... a black-widow spider underneath his mosquito net...

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    ...in outer space over the UK, and everything with a microchip in it from the modern toaster to sophisticated computers and our defence systems would be...

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    ... radioactive for... fifty-seven years!

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    That depends what kind of weapon you're talking about. So, tell me ...

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    ... do you play any other games? Besides "chemin de fer"?

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    Polo, cricket, tennis - I play a bit myself.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent
    edited May 2023

    Golf is not yet the national game of Korea, eh? 

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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,911MI6 Agent

    That's what I intend to find out.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    Perhaps you'd like to take the shoe. My friend won't mind, Mr ...

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Bond, travelling as Somerset.

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    Actually it's James Stock, London Financial Times.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,911MI6 Agent

    Names is for tombstones, baby.

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    Is that so? Mine's...

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Sultan Murad IV...

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    ...and members of your curious profession are....

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Bulgarians working for the Russians.

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,450Chief of Staff

    . . knocking out the enemy's communications before he, she, or they....

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