The james bond quote conversation

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  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    For that, Major, I will accept the judgment of posterity.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    If I didn't know better, I'd say you'd lost your faith in democracy.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Today civilization as we know it is corrupt and decadent.

    Inevitably, it will destroy itself.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    I wish I could be more hopeful, but we'll have to wait and see.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    Providing the collars and cuffs match...

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters

    ...Pussy, let's make him as happy as possible. I suggest you...

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ...walk up behind me and kiss me on the....

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    (This is like Bond Blankety Blank! So hard to resist a Kenny Everett answer so will go with;)

    motorized traction table.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    It's still in pretty good shape.

    (Shame, I'd have loved a Kenny Everett answer 😂)

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Why don't you lie down and let me look at it?

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Sorry, I'm rather new to all this.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent
    edited August 2023

    There has to be a first time for everything.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    I'm sure we can look after your special needs.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Oh, please don't, not on my account.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    A midnight snack might be just the thing.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Send it to suite 432 with caviar for two.

    (Damn, I had to look up the suite number- my memory's going!)

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent
    edited August 2023

    Nick Nack! Tabasco!

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Two thick slices of whole-wheat toast, a large pat of deep yellow Jersey butter and....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …two pints of pink champagne. The Pommery ‘50. Silver tankards…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ...and new potatoes. Strawberries in kirsch. What about you?

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    I didn't realise you had such a healthy appetite.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    You make it so by being here. You look marvelous.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    l'm flattered.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    And I'm Thumper. Is there something we can do for you?

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Can you play any other tune?

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    Who will he bang?

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Women drivers.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ...they gather round him. If I had him, I.....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …think it may be time to go…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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