The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff

    Not a bit of it. Made one of these for the kids last Christmas.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,935Chief of Staff

    Our methods are very exacting. We never like to speak until we're absolutely certain that there can be no possibility of error on our side or...

    YNWA 97
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 3,014MI6 Agent

    a useless corpse and no leads.

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,935Chief of Staff

    Yes. But it's not what you think.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff

    Never mind that, please take me to a ...

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    …deceitful, perverse woman, a liar, a cheat and…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff

    ...can strip a man to the bone in 30 seconds....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    …,I'll be forced to cause you great pain. This for heat, these for cold, applied scientifically and…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,935Chief of Staff

    ….is my little girl hot and ready?

    YNWA 97
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 3,014MI6 Agent

    Horrible woman!

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,935Chief of Staff

    You would commit suicide for her?

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff

    Sounds very tempting, Miss ...er ..?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,935Chief of Staff

    …I never miss.

    YNWA 97
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,338MI6 Agent

    Shall we make it a shilling a hole?

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,935Chief of Staff

    If I'm not back in five minutes, start without me.

    YNWA 97
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 3,014MI6 Agent

    Of course! You can only win with a double...

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    …medium dry martini, lemon peel, shaken, not stirred.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff

    You are James Bond, aren't you?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,935Chief of Staff

    I'm Mr. Arlington Beech, professional gambler, and you're Miss Stephanie Broadchest...

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff

    ...a wealthy woman who lives on....

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,338MI6 Agent

    ...stuffed sheep's head.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff

    My friend, bring me one as well.

  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 3,014MI6 Agent

    They've wanted one for years.

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,935Chief of Staff

    How about tonight? You'll come over for dinner…

    YNWA 97
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,338MI6 Agent

    ...Could I have my usual seat?

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 232MI6 Agent

    Sit down ...... SIT DOWN!

  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 3,014MI6 Agent

    You got any personal business to take care of in there, you go right ahead.

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff

    Right. Fully laden here, and empty there.

  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 232MI6 Agent

    Now, at the most, you're going to have 2 hours before the army, navy, air force, marines move in and make you put it back.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,338MI6 Agent

    It's their mess. Let them clear it up.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
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