The james bond quote conversation

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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent

    …and I've smelt that aftershave before. And both times I've…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    ... personally undertook the investigation. I have concluded this crime was committed by...

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    … a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.

    YNWA 97
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    You're much too nice to be mixed up in anything like this, you know.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent

    This is no time to be maidenly.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    What time is it?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    4 minutes to impact.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    Well, Mr Bond, I guess we'd better get going. Don't want to lose time as well as....

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    …A bloody big ship.

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent

    Over a million tons, it's the largest…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    ...boat on the whole damn river. Billy Bob'll sure nuff fix their ass! Yeah, call ...

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    …Marc Ange Draco, head of Draco Construction…

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    ...and if you love him be proud of him cos, after all, he's just a.....

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff
    edited May 3

    …stranger who’ll beckon you on…

    YNWA 97
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    ...with a story about somebody ripping him off.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    ...to make gold from base metals. Today we make microchips from silicon, which is....

  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 217MI6 Agent

    ... the property of her Majesty's government. How did you get it?

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    As a matter of fact I had a dotty old aunt die and leave me some....

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    …heroin flavored bananas…

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent

    …although, for such a grand meal, I had rather expected a…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    ... chopper to steal a nuclear weapon. Killed a lot of...

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent

    …Bulgarians working for the Russians…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    …in the South China Sea. I want full newspaper coverage…

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    ...and Mr Bond here will have a small memorial service with only Moneypenny and a.....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent

    …wide silver dish of crabs, big ones, their shells and claws…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    …mixed like you said, sir, and not stirred.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    And what do you get?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    Resurrection.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff

    Back from the dead. No longer just an anonymous star on the Memorial Wall at MI6. What's the matter, James?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,721Chief of Staff

    You could show a little gratitude. I did spare your life at the banker's office. 

    YNWA 97
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