The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    I'm not interested in your opinion of me, Mr Bond. I'm here for a business transaction.

  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent
    edited May 27

    Toss for honour?

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff

    Oh, I was hoping you would say that.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    Have we met before?

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent

    No. Take your hands off me.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    I thought that was the idea tonight.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff

    I'll find you a more suitable assignment.

    YNWA 97
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,335MI6 Agent

    Put him on the next plane to Moscow.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    To the farthest ends of the Earth, if needs be.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff

    Moneypenny, is 007 back from that African job?

    YNWA 97
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,335MI6 Agent

    He asked me to give you a message. He will be a little late.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    Ten'll get you one it's a drink or a dame.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,335MI6 Agent

    No well-dressed man should be without one.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    One in his hat band. There's one in the heel of his left shoe. One in his cigarette case.

  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 216MI6 Agent

    I asked Q to get me one of these.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff

    Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow.

    YNWA 97
  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 216MI6 Agent

    I hear the life expectancy of some widows can be very short.

  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent
    edited May 29

    All you need is a course of TLC.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,335MI6 Agent

    My friend, bring me one as well.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    Better make that two.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff

    Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    You've got a bloody cheek!

  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent

    That thing smells like burning wrestlers' trunks.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff

    And, I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times - I've smelled a rat.


    @Barbel 🤣

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    👍

    Very clever, Mr Bond, but you're up against more than you know. You shoot me and you'll end up like....

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,335MI6 Agent

    ...a small-headed man who lost a fight with a chicken.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    Everything he does is entirely legal, but he has a....

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff

    …twitch he has to hide when he bluffs.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff

    He only plays for cash. He's won.....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent

    …a shilling a hole…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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