The james bond quote conversation

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  • XandoXando Posts: 62MI6 Agent

    First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as its progenitors. Like gods, your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,707Chief of Staff

    Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,154MI6 Agent

    The White House.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,707Chief of Staff

    The only place you're going is our evaluation center in the Falklands

    YNWA 97
  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 214MI6 Agent

    When trouble comes, you'll find us at a small and rather naked little island.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,707Chief of Staff

    But this is not true. Is it?

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    What is there to say?

  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 214MI6 Agent

    Hello James, welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour. But still, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They had come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and pung, pung pung,pung, they would fall into the drum and after a month you've trapped all the rats. But what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean, burn it? No - you just leave it. And they became to get hungry. And one by one, sluh, sluh, sluh, sluh, sluh they start eating each other until there are only two left. Two survivors. But then what? Do you kill them? No, you take them and release them into the trees. But now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors - this is what she made us.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,154MI6 Agent

    Illuminating.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    It's exhausting! Relax, you need to relax.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,707Chief of Staff

    I just might retire to here.

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,154MI6 Agent

    Been long in Yugoslavia?

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    I myself have lived here for… 28 years. And I’m just beginning to know my way about.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,334MI6 Agent

    Are you blind or something? You missed the turn!

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    Sorry about that, I tuned out there for a moment.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,707Chief of Staff

    Now where would you like to go?

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    Miami Airport, because I think a bomb is about to go off.

  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 214MI6 Agent

    Now, will that be smoking or non-smoking Mr .....

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    ... JW Pepper, Louisiana State Police. Here's my identification. Law Enforcement Association, American Legion. Me and my partner here, we're on a secret mission!

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,707Chief of Staff

    You have a job to do. I expect you on a plane this afternoon!

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    How can I be expected to maintain the quality of my work, sent out here at a moment's notice?

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,154MI6 Agent

    You'll be using this Aston Martin DB5, with modifications.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    That looks fantastic! What's in it?

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,334MI6 Agent

    a beautiful Russian wife.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    She has taken a reasonable attitude - like any sensible animal she's only threatening when threatened.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,707Chief of Staff

    That's nothing compared to what a twenty megaton nuclear bomb can do!

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,154MI6 Agent

    But bringing it to Fort Knox undetected could be risky, very risky.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,334MI6 Agent

    There are vast rewards for a man of your talents willing to take risks.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff

    Me? I never take any risks.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,707Chief of Staff

    Why? Are you trying to protect me?

    YNWA 97
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