At the risky of appearing to be making light dinner conversation, may I ask exactly why?
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,382Chief of Staff
He was a spectacular trick shot artist by the time he was ten and a local Rio gunman at fifteen. The KGB recruited him there and trained him in Europe where he became an - overworked, underpaid assassin.
He plays Debussy every afternoon from sunset until it's too dark to read the music. Stands on his head a lot, eats royal jelly. Lets his intestines down and washes them by hand, something he learned during his sojourn in Tibet.
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…never failed on a mission, Commander.
At the risky of appearing to be making light dinner conversation, may I ask exactly why?
He was a spectacular trick shot artist by the time he was ten and a local Rio gunman at fifteen. The KGB recruited him there and trained him in Europe where he became an - overworked, underpaid assassin.
I've heard of him. Never met him.
He plays Debussy every afternoon from sunset until it's too dark to read the music. Stands on his head a lot, eats royal jelly. Lets his intestines down and washes them by hand, something he learned during his sojourn in Tibet.
Rather him than me.
Who's that with him, under the hat?
Toro. Sounds like a load of bull.
He's an admirable manservant.
Hardly
the
big
picture
wouldn't you say?
(That has to be the biggest post of all on this thread 😁)
Very practical.
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I've been trying to reach you all morning, what have you been up to?
I was just brushing up on a little Danish.
You really know far more about it than I do.
No. I know a little about women.
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Those blithering women who thought they could do a man's work. Why the hell couldn't they stay at home and mind their pots and pans?
They often do when they get into a racket they know nothing about.
So, what sharp little eyes you've got.
If you care to look again, at page two, paragraph four of my report, sir, you will note that I saw...
... many impotent beach boys. I deeply regret my threat to destroy a major city unless they .....
…pays to us one hundred million pounds sterling, in a manner to be designated by us…
…thus endeth the lesson for today, gentlemen.
You're not staying the night? I was hoping we'd spend the evening together. Now I shall be all alone.
Yes. But tomorrow...
…the moment the pressure gets too much for you, release the…
... paperpushers and politicians ...
…until the number of addicts in this country has doubled…