The james bond quote conversation

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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,923Chief of Staff

    My time is limited! Is the man I requested ready?

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    His name's Jaws. He…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    ... always runs while others walk. He ....

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,923Chief of Staff

    …never failed on a mission, Commander.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    At the risky of appearing to be making light dinner conversation, may I ask exactly why?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,923Chief of Staff

    He was a spectacular trick shot artist by the time he was ten and a local Rio gunman at fifteen. The KGB recruited him there and trained him in Europe where he became an - overworked, underpaid assassin.

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    I've heard of him. Never met him.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    He plays Debussy every afternoon from sunset until it's too dark to read the music. Stands on his head a lot, eats royal jelly. Lets his intestines down and washes them by hand, something he learned during his sojourn in Tibet.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    Rather him than me.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    Who's that with him, under the hat?


  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,923Chief of Staff

    Toro. Sounds like a load of bull.

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    He's an admirable manservant.



    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    Hardly

    the

    big

    picture

    wouldn't you say?

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    (That has to be the biggest post of all on this thread 😁)

    Very practical.


    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    😁😂🤣

    I've been trying to reach you all morning, what have you been up to?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,923Chief of Staff

    I was just brushing up on a little Danish.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    You really know far more about it than I do.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,338MI6 Agent

    No. I know a little about women.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    👍👍👍

    Those blithering women who thought they could do a man's work. Why the hell couldn't they stay at home and mind their pots and pans?

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    They often do when they get into a racket they know nothing about.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    So, what sharp little eyes you've got.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,338MI6 Agent

    If you care to look again, at page two, paragraph four of my report, sir, you will note that I saw...

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    ... many impotent beach boys. I deeply regret my threat to destroy a major city unless they .....

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,923Chief of Staff

    …pays to us one hundred million pounds sterling, in a manner to be designated by us…

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    …thus endeth the lesson for today, gentlemen.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    You're not staying the night? I was hoping we'd spend the evening together. Now I shall be all alone.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,338MI6 Agent

    Yes. But tomorrow...

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent

    …the moment the pressure gets too much for you, release the…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff

    ... paperpushers and politicians ...

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,923Chief of Staff

    …until the number of addicts in this country has doubled…

    YNWA 97
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