The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    ... but if we don't hear from you in the next 12 hours we will ...

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,211MI6 Agent

    …touch it, stroke it and then…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    ... put her on automatic. And we could do with a ....

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff

    …well-informed person to contact about that, Q.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    This is Quarrel, he's been helping me.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,211MI6 Agent

    I hope his efforts as director of planning continue to be as successful as his…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    ... being disemboweled and ...

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,211MI6 Agent

    …his left leg's gone below the knee.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    If it ever came on the market it would certainly fetch in excess of $1m.

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,211MI6 Agent

    Don't bother me with details, Bert!

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    I see. You're worried about me not giving you..

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff

    …six months trying to clean up.

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,211MI6 Agent

    Six months ago that company was acquired by an…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    ... organisation, so I revived the old octopus cult.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff

    Well, it was that or the priesthood.

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,211MI6 Agent

    Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    Well, get on with it then. Nothing can be as painful as ...

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff

    …your delicate sense of humour, Valentin.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    You always did have a small mind, James.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff

    I did call you "an exemplar of British fortitude".

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,211MI6 Agent

    Fetch my shoes!

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    They're right in front of you, and can open very large doors.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    Balls, Q?

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff

    That will remain my secret.

    YNWA 97
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    You're not going to let me in there, are you?

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    Yes- either you or dear Uncle Felix.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    Officially that was never confirmed.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    I've known him a long time. I've seen...

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff

    ... a mongoose dance, or a scorpion with sunstroke sting itself to death, or a praying mantis eat ...

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