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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    For 20 bucks, I'll take you to a Ku Klux Klan konvention!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Take the low road.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Hey driver, where're we going? I swear my nerves are showing.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In a car that sprouted wings?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    All those feathers and he still couldn't fly.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    If God had wanted man to fly...
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I fell out of an airplane without a parachute........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    You like close shaves, don't you ?
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Do you always take a shower with a pistol.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    It is to be handled with special care.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Be careful will you!.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    I take it you can handle this contraption, Q?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Coming along nicely, Sir.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Ingenious. And it'll allow our man to stop off for a quick one on en route.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just see that you do.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    What does it matter to you? When you've got a job to do you've got to do it well.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    What did you say you do for a living?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, I travel... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    What's our next move ?
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm looking for a North Korean.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    It's big and black, and it's driver is a very good friend of mine!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    This department is not concerned with your personal problems.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    I haven't finished here, Sir.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But of course you are.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    I know who you are, what you are, and why you've come. You have made a mistake. You will not succeed.
  • screenamescreename Posts: 388MI6 Agent
    Well everyone's got to have a hobby.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mine has always been guns,Mr Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    This is gold, Mr Bond. All my life I have been in love with its colour, its brilliance, its divine heaviness. I work with any enterprise that will increase my stock- which is considerable.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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