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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    There's no news like bad news.
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    but each time is a renewed pleasure! Madam always makes one feel so welcome!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bollinger? If it's '69, you were expecting me.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    That's putting it mildly, 007.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Right, now pay attention 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,774Chief of Staff
    I think we've met !
    YNWA 97
  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    And how do you take it?
    "Better luck next time... slugheads!"

    1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. Skyfall 4. OHMSS 5. TWINE
  • DelicatessenInSteelDelicatessenInSteel Posts: 181MI6 Agent
    Medium sweet.
    1.MoonRaker 2.OHMSS 3.LALD 4.OP 5.FYEO 6.DR. NO 7.YOLT 8.LTK 9.CR 10.AVTAK
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... and a chello.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,774Chief of Staff
    You must be joking !
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, I'll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    How do you know that?
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have friends in low places.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Indeed it is, Mr. Bond. But it still remains the only true test for gentlemen.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • JBoldmanJBoldman Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    Let me guess. Thumbscrews and hot coals.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,774Chief of Staff
    One last screw ?
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Looks like a Mexican Screw-Off, gentlemen
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,774Chief of Staff
    Now there's a mouthful.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    When I'm stared at I seem to lose my appetite.
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    I haven't seen you for 6 months!
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.
    A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me,
    obviously appealed to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    I don't expect you to understand, you're English...
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Don't count on that.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    It was in all the papers!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Quite revealing!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    I am, as you can see, completely unarmed.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    Well that's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing.
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