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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    Close, but no cigar?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    This cigarette can save your life...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....... it won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    Obviously I'm the condemned man- and you're the hearty breakfast?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Now that we've got it, you and the girl are expendable.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    On a mission, I am expected to sacrifice myself.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    Science was never my strong point.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Refreshing to hear that there is one subject you're not an expert on!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No, this is more a hobby.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    Do you play any other games?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A fellow sportsman. So, what about fishing? Fly-casting?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    But we're supposed to be married!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Where's my wife?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    Ah, we're not sure about her. American, name's May Day.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... Likes eggs, preferably Faberge, and dice, preferably loaded.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    The man I loved. He was in Austria 3 weeks ago. Did you kill him?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Simeone usually dies !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 754MI6 Agent
    Lucky me.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    All that you say may be true. What else?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Why am I suddenly worried that I am not carrying enough insurance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Now, will you need collision coverage?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    Yes, some people on the road really burn you up these days.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Both hands on the wheel Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    Some men don't like to be driven.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....... I'm not in a hurry... just take me for a ride.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Love a drive in the country,do you?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Why don't we have a bite of lunch and discuss it. I have an excellent pâté in my hamper. I'm
    in no hurry are you ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,841Chief of Staff
    I guess we'd better get started; you wouldn't want to lose time as well as a space shuttle, would you?
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