The james bond quote conversation

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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    I hope i can live up to your high standards
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm not sure I can survive your best.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    Why don't you wait till you're asked?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    How long have I got?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    I am not renowned for my patience.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Quite the opposite, in fact.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    Then I must die.
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Any cost,any! Bond must die!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    See that some harm comes to him.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    But of course, I forgot your ego, Mister Bond. James Bond,.
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... you'll lie down with anybody.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    If the collars and cuffs match!
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Which do you prefer?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    That's what you're going to find out.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    To confirm Sir Hilary, there can be no doubt of the truth.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    Are you referring to people or skills?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    How can I be expected to maintain the quality of my work; sent out here at a moment's notice; no proper facilities.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    I sense that, too. What are you doing after the exercise?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's a relief to know I'm next in line for the same kind of aid.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Characteristic ambition of a true humanitarian.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    I do my landlords an occasional favour.
  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    But this business is still unfinished.
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have selected you for a most important assignment. Its purpose is to give false information to the enemy. If you complete it successfully, you will be promoted.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    And what rank do you hold?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Commander James Bond, recruited to the British Secret Service from the Royal Navy.
    Licenced to kill and has done so on numerous occasions. Many lady friends but married only once.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    That was a long time ago. I doubt if she'll remember.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think she has handcuffs...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,840Chief of Staff
    ....in order to form a more perfect union.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... the Union Corse, one of Europe's arrest crime syndicates.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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