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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I shan't ask you politely next time. ( pops balloon )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Oh no- first we're gonna have a ball!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But, Senor Blofeld, this is a most delicate procedure.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    I'm going to have to ask that each of you puts on one of these. It's for your own safety, I'm sure you understand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Let me explain the two phases First, we kill off your bone marrow.
    wipe the DNA slate clean. Phase two: introduction of new DNA,
    harvested from healthy donors, orphans, runaways, people that won`t be missed.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    A bit crude. Very unreliable. We prefer curare with an effective psychedelic compound. Guaranteed results.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I don`t condone what they do here.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Where is here, exactly?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They appear to be on the rooftops of the Grand Bazaar.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    We're cleaning up.the world and thought that this was a suitable place to start.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It`s pathetic that you British still believe you have the right to police the world.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Difficult or not, it's something we have to do.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Spare me the unpleasantries
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    I might as well ask you if all the vodka martinis ever silence the screams of all the men you've killed. Or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for all the dead ones you failed to protect.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It doesn't bother you killing all those people ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    I intend to enjoy it to the full.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ...The PM's office... :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    :))
    They kept me for five months in a room with no air. They tortured me, and I protected your secrets.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bloody hell can't you people keep anything locked up?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Goddamn it. You think you're in some banana republic? All that scumbag money won't do you a bit of good here.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sorry old buddy but two million is a hell of a lot of dough.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I can afford to, Mr Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Are you sure all monies have been accounted for by yourself and Number Nine?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, Easy come, Easy go !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Are you referring to people or skills?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Senor Sanchez, I could be very useful to a man in your position
    And I understand you have a reputation, for rewarding loyalty very well .
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    You expect a knighthood?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    By using a British agent to do his dirty work for him.
    your government might give him another medal !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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