She was captured near Nairobi, South Africa, and is believed to be part of a cruel, inhuman experiment. This beautiful girl will be locked into a steel cage and will change very slowly into a ferocious 450lb gorilla.
Room Service? I'd like to order breakfast. Half a pint of orange juice, three egss, lightly scrambled, with bacon, a double portion of cafe Espresso with cream. Toast. Marmalade. Got it?
You must forgive me. I take a ridiculous pleasure in what I eat and drink. It comes partly from being a bachelor, but mostly from a habit of taking a lot of trouble over details. It's very pernickety and old-maidish really, but then when I'm working I generally have to eat my meals alone and it makes them more interesting when one takes trouble.
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