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  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 585MI6 Agent
    American friend of mine. Felix. He'll contact his...
    "I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman. "
    "- That is something to be afraid of."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....tough mother. Got a limp on his right........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,795Chief of Staff
    ...yes, but how can I...? He's not like other people, he has three...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... balls. I brought a book on the subject. There's a picture of my...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....my brother francoise, he....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,795Chief of Staff
    ...has four.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He doesn't fit the profile of a .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...sexist misogynist dinosaur, a relic of...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...69, you were expecting.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .......three or more applicants have been recognised, which is in direct contradiction to.......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...a list of things not to do on a first date.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You haven't much time. I'll explain as you .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....put your clothes on and I will buy you a....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... new Ferrari in .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....St Marks square of course..
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,795Chief of Staff
    ...after the Karl Marx, of course...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,146MI6 Agent
    ... they're looking for the cat...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... flap at the office.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,795Chief of Staff
    :))

    Someone's probably lost a dog.

    (And thanks TP for reporting that spammer)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Her Majesty's Ioyal terrier........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,795Chief of Staff
    ...but he doesn't sound like it. Big operator, worldwide interests. All seem reputable. Owns one of the finest...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... airfields large enough to handle the ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... Accountants. Many of them are lovely people. So I decided it was cheaper to ....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,146MI6 Agent
    ...for you to come over from the Russians just for amusement...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ...parking! Oops, pardonne, Monsieur Largo....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,146MI6 Agent
    ..there's a plane to Miami in an hour...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,795Chief of Staff
    ...I told the stewardess "Liquor for three"...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The things I do for frequent flyer millage
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,795Chief of Staff
    Hmm... well travelled man.
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    You've never been to Japan before?
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
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