Traditional briefing with M at MI6 and please no more of M treating him like a child
Moneypenny and Q return though written to fit into how the series is now
Gadgets grounded in reality, like night vision goggles or other stuff a covert ops specialist would use in real life
No hyper editing like on QOS
Bond visits ... Peru or some other place where he has not been to yet.
Well said.
Here is what I expect:
Here is what I want:
I want Judi Dench to shut up, stand down, and stay at the office. This condescending old shrew lingered too long at the dance. She's worn out her welcome. If she has three minutes on screen, it's too long.
I want literate and intelligent writing in the Ian Fleming / Richard Maibaum tradition freed from Barbara Broccoli's agenda. Get rid of amateur hack writers Purvis and Wade and hire a professional dramatist noted for his traditional dramatic accomplishments -- someone like Tom Stoppard, or a writer of his calibre.
The Bond films have always given us strong, independent, resourceful women, but don't let the female lead run away with the story. A Bond film isn't about M and it isn't about the girl he's involved with. She's important, yes, and she is to be treated fairly, but she doesn't get equal time. A Bond film is about James Bond on his mission.
Stop portraying James Bond as a callous, uncouth, unfeeling, mindless killing machine. That's wrong. James Bond is a gentleman and a Naval commander. Refined and reasonably well-educated at Eton. The son of a Scot and a Swiss mother who is raised in London. He is intelligent, thoughtful, observant, calculating, discerning, and knows spycraft. He has a moral compass and an inner decency even though he is a killer.
Implement espionage plots. ESPIONAGE. The act of spying.
Reinstate the gun barrel opening before the pre-title sequence.
Reinstate the traditional briefing in M's office.
Reinstate the James Bond Theme, or have the integrity to change all the names and call the hero by some other name.
An orchestrated title song performed by somebody with pipes. Somebody who can sing. Shirley Bassey preferred. No more nasal, scratchy punk-rock songs.
Suits, ties, tuxedos on the gentlemen.
Evening gowns, lingerie, and bikinis on the ladies.
Gambling and guns and all the ambiance thereof.
Let there be mood and atmosphere again.
Allow adult men and women to have a romantic / sexual adventure together without turning it into some kind of guilt trip they have to apologize for. No more "damaged goods" and no more "I'm so angry with myself" crap. Let them have fun. Women do have affairs and do go on adventures in real life. It's okay for the female characters to be attracted to Bond. Likewise, it's okay for Bond to enjoy women and to appreciate them, the way he used to.
No sci-fi / fantasy / superhuman / outer space stuff. Keep the story grounded in the plausible and in reality. Push it to the thin edge of surrealism and then pull back, the way Terrence Young and Peter Hunt did.
No slapstick / farce / self-ridicule / camp / comedy / nostalgia. Nobody wants to see kitsch in a Bond film. Don't give Austin Powers any more ammunition to destroy you with. A Bond film is an espionage-drama action-thriller, but find that delicate balance of tongue-in-cheek humor and self-deprecation that brought an added dimension to the originating Bond films. Keep it subtle and in check, like the originating films did.
No more of Bond behaving like an idiot and a child. No more excoriations from M. Six films of that is enough to make anybody sick. Give it a rest, for a change, will you.
Please! No more lectures on how to be a better man and a kinder, gentler spy. No bragging about how dangerous Bond is (no "I wouldn't be very good at my job if I cared" crap).
Stop breaking the fourth wall. Bond is not a celebrity. Bond is not a "famous" secret agent within the story. The notion of a "famous" secret agent is contradictory and ludicrous. A good example of this mistake is in Casino Royale when Bond violates his own cover, checking in at the hotel desk and saying "Bond traveling as Somerset." When Vesper asks why he would do such a stupid thing, he answers that they're going to find out his real name anyway, so why bother. This is tortured logic and amateur writing. Believe in the story you're telling, or go do something else.
Violence that bruises and bleeds and hurts. Antiseptic violence is obscene. When there is violence, make sure it arises naturally out of the story and make sure it counts.
Gadgets grounded in reality -- use gadgets like spice on your food, don't let them become the food or the story. The computerized desk and computerized wall in Quantum of Solace are grounded in reality, it wouldn't hurt to make them standard.
Sensible action that arises naturally out of the story. For example, On Her Majesty's Secret Service is set in a lab high up in the alps, so a ski chase is a reasonable thing to have. In Thunderball a jet carrying a nuclear warhead is hijacked and hidden in shallow water, so underwater scuba diving makes sense. We don't need to see Bond run up a high-rise under construction just because it's there. Don't let the stuntman run amok with outrageous stunts that call attention to themselves and make no story sense.
Reinstate "Bond, James Bond" along with the charming habits Ian Fleming invested him with, or have the integrity to change the name. Don't make a joke out of Bond's habits, and don't make a point out of them, just let them be there. I concede the necessity to eliminate smoking, but the rest of his habits should be restored. The early Bond films added the deadpan quip after a killing: restore that, too.
Bring back Q and Moneypenny and let them fill the same functions they did in Dr No and From Russia With Love. They stay back at the office. They lend support but are not the principle players.
Uphold the Broccoli-Saltzman principle that a Bond film should be directed by an Englishman and it should be an English-made film.
Dazzle us with a good story, dynamic action, appealing characters and exotic locations, glamour and grit in equal portions, but stop "jumping the shark." In other words, scale it down. No more overblown set pieces that call attention to themselves. This isn't Austin Powers.
Cast Europeans in the supporting roles and as female leads. No more airheaded American starlets.
Exotic European / Asian / South American locations. No more American settings.
No more putdowns of the American CIA.
Stop portraying Americans as buffoons; even Felix Leiter was used for comedy relief in GoldenEye.
Stop portraying American tourists for comedy relief.
Put Bond at risk in the field. He's on his own. Let him use his wits and stamina and intelligence to get out of trouble, or into it. Do this without making a point that you're doing it.
Keep dialogue straghtforward and simple. Less is more. Bond is not a chatterbox. Let him DO things without talking about them. Note how little dialogue Bond has in From Russia With Love. Note also how intently Sean Connery listens before he says anything. He's a good listener. And when he speaks, it is in blunt language matched with a steady gaze that holds the eyeline, and thereby, your attention.
Minimize the cell phone usage. The last thing we want is another 30 minutes of cell phone interaction like in Casino Royale, a film that had more talking than 40 years of Bond films combined.
No shaky camera and No hyper-fast editing. That's for Bourne, not Bond.
Richard
This is brilliant!!!!!!!
It should be sent immeadiately to Barbera Broccoli's office, before they ruin another film and we see the complete and utter demise of our hero. Something that every villain in the past 50 yrs has been unable to acheive!
"That was a Smith&Wesson and you've had YOUR six!"... Bang! Bang! Bang!
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This is brilliant!!!!!!!
It should be sent immeadiately to Barbera Broccoli's office, before they ruin another film and we see the complete and utter demise of our hero. Something that every villain in the past 50 yrs has been unable to acheive!