Kananga's overinflated double...

Napoleon Plural

A story about a truck driver being inflated with compressed air....

Overinflated pinion of himself

thesecretagent

That's what he told everyone. Lonely nights, solitary, just the driver feeling horny and experimental and a large nozzle...

I was taught first aid by a casualty nurse who said that their was actually a common procedure in place, using plaster and string, to pull tall glasses out of people's arses! "Oh, I was getting out of the bath, and I was all wet a soapy when I sat down to dry my feet and didn't see the upturned glass on the chair..." The thing's people get up to. Eh, Nap... )

Thunderpussy

My sister-in-law is a nurse and one evening told me a couple of amazing stories of just what has been extracted from peoples bottoms the largest being a huge hairspray Aerosole can,( from a hairdresser's ) that someone had accidentily fallen on .
Then again we've all been Lonely ! )

thesecretagent

Yeah - I heard from this nurse that he knew of a woman who came in with an outrageous smell coming from "her intimate area" - it happened to be what they thought was a large piece of carrot that had broken off with enthusiastic use - she had put off coming until the smell of rotting veg had become so offensive!

BTW - great topic Nap!

Thunderpussy

Was it one of her five a day )

thesecretagent

Ha! )