Response to a closed topic: The hardest Bond

jamesm123

Ok so that closed topic with the points was pretty confusing. How about this? (in order)

Connery
Vs
Lazenby

Moore
Vs
Dalton

Brosnan
Vs
Craig

In a pure fight who would win knockout style. I realise all these guys are only actors but if one can't speculate on a Bond forum where else?

I would say Connery vs Lazenby the winner would have to be Sir Sean as he was an ex boxer/sportsman.

Moore/Dalton...really we all know the answer to that one.

Brozzer/Craig...can't make my mind up as both in their prime would be both be pretty quick but Craig seems to be more the actory pansy type so I'll go for Brosnan.

(sorry it's 2.15am and I am I bit tipsy typing this)

pyrat

I find no fault with your logic. Although I don't think the Brosnan/Craig match up would be all that close. Brosnan IRL is a pretty tough guy. Matt Damon even mentioned this in an interview once when he was ask who would win in a fight, Jason Bourne or James Bond. He replied that there were 5 guys who've played Bond (at the time) but only he and Richard Chamberlain had played Bourne. The then made a comment that Pierce was really tough.

Thunderpussy

Given that their all Actors and haven't held down a real Job, Just swanning around a stage slapping their thighs, I'd say I'm harder than Any of them and could kick all their asses all over the place. Acting is only one step away from being a hairdresser in my book. I regulary Cage fight for exercise and juggle with kittens to build up my stamina. Eating only Raw meat and steriods to become Massive. Ripped is the Only way to be.
But if I had to choose the Hardest actor ever to Play Bond, I'd go with David Niven, a real life Commando in the war.

77007

The softest is Dalton. I'll say it again. Every Bond actor would kick his ass. )

Higgins

:v hey, did you see him popping the balloon?
He's hard-edged, I can tell ya!

77007

Did he break a nail doing it? Must've been a cheap thin Chinese balloon knockoff.

Halcon

Thunderpussy wrote:

Given that their all Actors and haven't held down a real Job, Just swanning around a stage slapping their thighs, I'd say I'm harder than Any of them and could kick all their asses all over the place. Acting is only one step away from being a hairdresser in my book. I regulary Cage fight for exercise and juggle with kittens to build up my stamina. Eating only Raw meat and steriods to become Massive. Ripped is the Only way to be.
But if I had to choose the Hardest actor ever to Play Bond, I'd go with David Niven, a real life Commando in the war.

haha!!
i agree, acting is definetely one step from hairdressing. i love these actor types who profess godlike talent and get off on watching themselves cry on screen. not

thesecretagent

Brosnan was both the lightest and heaviest actor to play Bond. Apparently topping out at 210 pounds. Craig is a lot smaller, but pretty physical. I think Brozzer's reach would help, but he was in Mamma Mia, so Craig every time. )

Connery is tall, and pretty fit in his prime. Lazenby looked quite physical too and had some kind of link to Australian Commandos. Having served and trained with Australian soldiers, that rates him as a boy scout with good "bush tucker" skills. So Connery every time. )

Moore couldn't beat my two-year old boy. No, seriously. And Dalton couldn't beat my four-year old girl - so it's a tough one. Both knocked out by their own bitch-slapping. )

I like TP's choice of Niven. He served in a pretty tough war and probably knew a few basics that could take the actors and their choreographed moves by surprise...

Ens007

I'd go with DC - physically fit, ex rugby player, arguably the strongest of the bunch, already craggy looking so not worried about copping a jab in the kisser and probably can pack a decent right hook to the kidneys when in close. Brosnan would try to keep him at distance, however a DC KO in the 4th would seem most likely outcome.

Moore & Dalton wouldn't make it in to equation, with Connery & Lazenby providing a more than decent undercard. I'd see Lazenby taking a controversial split decision.

Let's get it on!!!! )

Number24

Connery and Lazenby were both natrally physical and good movers, but GL was trained by Bruce Lee and trained Australian Commandos in martial arts. I say Lazenby, but it`s pretty close.

Moore was the least natural sportsman and mover of the Bond actors. People who like to mention he won a real life fight with ex-marine Lee Marvin allways "forget" to mention Marvin was shitfaced at the tme. Dalton seemed tough and athletic. Dalton wins.

Brosman seems like a good mover and fighther, but Craig is strongerand seems tougher. I say Craig.

Thunderpussy

I'd say we'd have to ask the various leading Ladies to know who really was the "Hardest " Bond. ) )

jamesm123

Well if the contest was "who had the biggest man boobs and highest waisted trousers" im sure Roger Moore would clinch it.

Thunderpussy

Surley the Biggest Moobs belong to Daniel Craig, coming out of the sea in CR )

DaltonFan1

I think Lazenby, who I believe trained in martial acts for a cancelled film with Bruce Lee, would have the edge on Connery.

Dalton would be ruthless and just beat the crap out of Moore who I think was a bit too nice to fight anyone.

I'm pretty sure Craig post weights makeover would destroy Brosnan who has only ever been skinny or tubby, but they're both wimps really.

I have to give Dalton the edge over Lazenby but either of them or Connery would beat any of the other three.

Kissy Suzuki

The following is from Connery's Wikepedia page:


While in Edinburgh, Connery was targeted by the notorious Valdor gang, one of the most ruthless gangs in the city. He was first approached by them in a billiard hall on Lothian Street where he prevented them from stealing from his jacket and was later followed by six gang members to a 15 ft high balcony at the Palais. There Connery launched an attack single-handedly against the gang members, grabbing one by the throat and the other by a biceps and cracked their heads together. From then on he was treated with great respect by the gang and gained a reputation as a "hard man".


Don't know how true that particular story actually is, but he is a working-class bloke from the mean streets of Edinburgh. My money would be on him against any of the other Bonds.

Even now he'd probably be able for Timmy Dalton in his prime! )

Sir Miles

Kissy Suzuki wrote:

The following is from Connery's Wikepedia page:


While in Edinburgh, Connery was targeted by the notorious Valdor gang, one of the most ruthless gangs in the city. He was first approached by them in a billiard hall on Lothian Street where he prevented them from stealing from his jacket and was later followed by six gang members to a 15 ft high balcony at the Palais. There Connery launched an attack single-handedly against the gang members, grabbing one by the throat and the other by a biceps and cracked their heads together. From then on he was treated with great respect by the gang and gained a reputation as a "hard man".


Don't know how true that particular story actually is, but he is a working-class bloke from the mean streets of Edinburgh. My money would be on him against any of the other Bonds.

Even now he'd probably be able for Timmy Dalton in his prime! )

Be "able for Timmy Dalton in his prime" what ?

And have you seen Connery lately ? He couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

GaddGeneGadd

As a, 6'3 230 lb, former mixed martial artist, only Connery and Lazenby pass the eyeball test in real life. Both of them are pissed off enough in real life to not be afraid to throw down. Dalton and Moore would look to avoid conflict at all cost. Brozzer and Craig would throw down if they had to, but Connery and Lazenby together could kick the crap out of the other 4 combined I believe B-)

Thunderpussy

here's a video showing all Bond's Kills, Dr No to AVTAK

http://youtu.be/nhYPZcLjjcM