Sharks?
Quist
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Has anyone noticed that sharks seem to be the main lethal animal used throughout the Bond films? just curious as to why this could be?
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Kinda cool that Bond bad guys used killer fish before the movies Jaws and Pirahna.
Pirahannas leave almost nothing of their victim, so keep the indoor pool nice and clean, cutting down on staff costs. ( not every villian thinks about these things when planing a bit of world domination. Luckily Blofeld is a bit tight with Money so was always looking ways of cutting overheads, Hence killing so many staff when they where no longer Useful ) :v
I've fought in conflicts and wars. I've worked security in the most dangerous places that made war look a soft option. I've come so close to death on occasion that I might as well have died and been done with it. I've seen the very worst, and done some terrible things. And I never have any problems sleeping. Accept for that f**king shark!!!!!!! It still makes me shudder typing this. THAT'S why the shark scenes are used - they're terrifying!
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Neutralizing a dog is easier because they really just want to be friends(see lethal weapon 3), although Drax's Doberman Pinschers were pretty menacing.
I think killer whales only rarely attack humans, great white and tiger sharks on the other hand are the most ruthless predators in water and we're pretty much helpless in their domain
However, I'd like to see a villain use big cats for a change.
Having been fortunate enough to be brought up sailing - I've seen my fair share of these too.... my first was a basking shark off the coast of St Mary's in the Isles of Scilly. A massive thing.... just cruising with its mouth open (they only eat plankton apparently, but I wasn't to know that...) and my 2 brothers thought it hilarious to threaten to throw me in... we were only about 20ft away.... I was terrified. Then later, when I was diving in the San Blas Islands - I came across a reef shark. And bloody hell.... they may seem smaller than your tiger shark, but I was petrified once again.
However, for me, and for all of my experience with these creatures, it's tarantulas that get me. I had a nightmare about one once... and I've never quite got over it. I then came across one when I was visiting the Panama..... I couldn't stop shaking. They are the definition of scary for me....
At least if you are swimming in hotter climes, you are prepared for a possible shark sighting.... spiders on the other hand can sneak up on you when you least expect it.....
Only if she is Bond girl hot and naked ) ) )
or is that just weird, :v
No not weird
The shoes would give her something to grab on to, of course from that view you couldn't see the nose ) ) )
I've spent time in jungle and rain forest and I hate spiders. Some you see are just SO big. I've seen Bird Spiders, tarantulas and some seriously leggy things with big eyes and fangs. I'm not scared as in going after one and killing it - but let's say I don't sleep well knowing they're so near...
I've noticed smallish black, shiny spiders with a red spot on their backs in the sheds on my property. Apparently they're False-Widows (a relation to the Black Widow), painful venomous bite, but not fatal that initially came over from the Canary Islands and have spread through southern England. I'm at war with these critters, and have cleared out and sprayed, but they are still there. Not too happy about foreign nasties on my doorstep...
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We could call him .............. Jaws ! ) or Suárez
Maybe they could go all out and make the sharks robotic/remote-controlled like in the Warhead script and NSNA?
As Largo said 'Magnificent creatures'.
...unless there's blood in the water! )
also it just happens to be the shark spotting center of the world ,.we did go on a shark spotting tour out of Nassua
but didn't see one at all ,as for piranha ,people in the amazon region happily swim where piranha live ,the are attracted by
blood and thrashing about ,and are not the eat everything in sight monsters that are portrayed by Hollywood
I used to keep about 12 of them (red piranha ) and for a fish they are quite intelligent .a favourite party trick to impress
potential girl friends was to roll up my sleeve and put my arm in the tank with them ,they would quickly bugger off up the other end of the tank
I know in many zoos a guy has to get into the tank with them to clean the glass.
I wouldn't fancy it as a career move. )
Yes TP only my arm (I didn't want to scare them ) ) but I would love that job, they really don't deserve their man eater tag,
yes there are stories of people being eaten but it is likely they were bleeding ,women seem to be more likely to be bitten
Fish with spines that swims up your " Gentleman's bits"
AH yes the infamous candiru ,they have backward facing spines wich makes extraction with a pair of tweezers unlikely
I did hear a story of marines, training in those infected waters wearing condoms when crossing rivers , better safe than sorry
It's one thing to ask a mate to suck a sting out, but you'd have to have
A really close friend to .............. )
would be interesting to look up to see how you would get the bugger out
and as you say ,he would have to be a very very understanding mate )