Bond girls threesome

DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
edited December 2011 in The James Bond Films
Has James Bond ever had a threesome in any of the books or the films?

Which two Bond girls would you prefer in a threesome?

Tatiana Romanova and Domino Derval would be the best choice. :x
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    DanielCraig007 wrote:
    Has James Bond ever had a threesome in any of the books or the films?

    Which two Bond girls would you prefer in a threesome?

    Tatiana Romanova and Domino Derval would be the best choice. :x

    39 times viewed and no replies? Why, isn`t the topic "kulturny"? :v
    Not a problem with me! I don`t think Bond has a threesome in the novels, at least not Fleming`s books. When it comes to actresses and threesomes I first think of Denise Richards - I wonder why? But after some thinking (only clean, wholesome thoughts) I would say Mary Goodnight and Agent XXX :D
  • HalconHalcon Zen TemplePosts: 487MI6 Agent
    Shoot,

    here is my take - Domino Derval, Pam Bouvier, and throw in Plenty O'Toole to make things even more interesting...
  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    Halcon wrote:
    Shoot,

    here is my take - Domino Derval, Pam Bouvier, and throw in Plenty O'Toole to make things even more interesting...

    With Plenty its not a threesome any more...
  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    edited December 2011
    Number24 wrote:
    DanielCraig007 wrote:
    Has James Bond ever had a threesome in any of the books or the films?

    Which two Bond girls would you prefer in a threesome?

    Tatiana Romanova and Domino Derval would be the best choice. :x

    39 times viewed and no replies? Why, isn`t the topic "kulturny"? :v
    Not a problem with me! I don`t think Bond has a threesome in the novels, at least not Fleming`s books. When it comes to actresses and threesomes I first think of Denise Richards - I wonder why? But after some thinking (only clean, wholesome thoughts) I would say Mary Goodnight and Agent XXX :D

    Denise Richards character had a threesome in "Wild Things" 1998 right before "TWINE" 1999...
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Not sure how this topic escaped my attention, but in any case, we prefer to deal with double, not single entendres on this forum if at all.

    Anyway, I'm no good at multitasking...

    Oh to answer your question, the nearest implicit threesome is in the film FRWL, with the gypsy girls, although that might be my imagination. Otherwise, in the bio by John Pearson, there's a scene I believe when he makes perfunctory love to one wife while another wife watches on waiting her turn, I think it was in that but not sure.
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  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    How could this topic escape Thunderpussys attention?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sorry Guys, Just having my own Threesome, ( making a weekend of it ) so didn't have time to respond B-)
    Myself, Dame Judi and Helen Mirren, ( Such good sports), Stopped at Rick Stein's Restraunt, slightly Bothered by an Ex-Military type at another table. I wanted go over and Kick his Ass, But Helen told me it's not worth it "Stallion, with your Skill, you could Kill a normal Man " . I knew at once she was right. Got her to Pop the crown back on and Off we went. :D

    Given the choice of Bond ladies and not being sexist in any way, I'd go for.
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    This thread would of suited James362001, wanting an R rated Bond and Gay love scene, He would of had some great Ideas. I can see his Bond 23 Movie "Skyrim" :))
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  • bootsmaMI6bootsmaMI6 Posts: 1MI6 Agent
    Vesper and Dr. Goodhead. I just love her name.
  • GaddGeneGaddGaddGeneGadd Posts: 189MI6 Agent
    Bond had a 3 way with identical twins at the end of the book " Doubleshot " Now thats putting the double 00 in 007 B-)

    As for my personal 3 way choice man there ARE ALOT of choices here.

    Since I have a thing for redheads I would have to say Fiona Volpe and Tiffany Case. I could die a happy man. :D :D :D

    Though from Russia with Love with Triple XXX and Zena Onnyxtop ( sp ) would be a fun day on the job too.

    How about thinking out of the box and playing a game of double dominos with Domino 1 and Domino 2 Kim Bassinger MELTS THE SCREEN in that silver leotard

    This list could get long :v :v :v

    By the way TP glad to see you were keeping Helen warm for me. She is one fine AARP member :o

    By the way what happened to James362001 ???? Is he still posting goofball stuff :s
  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    In TSWLM Bond could have had a threesome in the tent with the harem girls...
    And in YOLT he could have had a threesome with the japanese girls in the bathtub...
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    It's heartwarming to see how this forum is full of nice, generous people :) . Bond has suffered through torture, danger, the death of his loved ones and the indignity of havning to wear a clown outfit in public. I belive he deserves a threesome, and I see you people agree. Thank you for showing Bond the Christmas spirit :x
  • GaddGeneGaddGaddGeneGadd Posts: 189MI6 Agent
    It was also implied that Bond got to sleep with both gypsy girls in the tent in FRWL.

    Well Number24 if there is anything we know about Bond it's he is a HO HO HO B-)
    Merry Christmas
  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    GaddGeneGadd wrote:
    It was also implied that Bond got to sleep with both gypsy girls in the tent in FRWL.

    Well Number24 if there is anything we know about Bond it's he is a HO HO HO B-)
    Merry Christmas
    GaddGeneGadd wrote:
    It was also implied that Bond got to sleep with both gypsy girls in the tent in FRWL.

    Well Number24 if there is anything we know about Bond it's he is a HO HO HO B-)
    Merry Christmas

    Bond is not a HO, he is a MAN B-)
  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    397 views and only 13 replies... you horny buggers... :v
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Reminds me of Tanaka telling Bond that in Japan "Men come first ........ "
    Can't help thinking there must be a lot of Frustrated Women in Japan. :))
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  • chrisno1chrisno1 LondonPosts: 3,599MI6 Agent
    From the movies: a definate indication that Bond offers his services to the gypsy girls in FRWL - they seemed very keen. I can't think of another situation, and it's quite risque for 1963. There is of course no direct suggestion 007 actually beds these women at the same time or indeed at all, but one's mind does tend to work overtime. Even I understood the implication as a 12 year old on first viewing.

    From the novels, yes, the end chapter of Benson's Doubleshot does suggest Bond is bedding both the Tuant girls (I forget their names, it wasn't that good a book!) although again, whether this is at the same time or individually is not clear. The most disconcereting aspect of this 3-way is the girls are sisters and Benson is also suggesting incest. Not very sexy for most of us.

    Gosh. Being a bit clinical about all this. Must be the Xmas spirit wearing off.... {[]
  • JohnMastersonJohnMasterson MinnesotaPosts: 326MI6 Agent
    I'd want to sleep with Vesper Lynd and Andrea Anders.
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  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    Technically Bambi and Thumper versus Sean Connery in DAF is a threesome.
  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    John Drake wrote:
    Technically Bambi and Thumper versus Sean Connery in DAF is a threesome.

    Were talking sex here, not fighting... :s
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Right, listen up. TSA once had a threesome back in the day. Back before wife, babies etc. it's everything you could imagine and more. But you don't get off lightly. It's twice the work. Yes that sounds great, but... Both girls want it twice (at least) and they tell me this on the way upstairs. Pressure before its begun. Great. Not had too much to drink. One is really hot and the other, not so much. All I want to do is get with the hot one, but that would be A) Bad manners and B ) well, these opportunities don't come up very often. In fact, neither before or since... This is starting to worry me know, because everybody talks the talk, but... Here it is, it's real and it's up to me to make it work. A few minutes in, and it's very clear that it's all down to me, as girl girl interaction ain't on the menu. More pressure. Top tip - start with more attention towards the lesser looking of the two. She's not the one to attempt once you're satisfied and tired. Tip two - remember to share the love, so to speak, you dont want one getting bored or impatient. I actually found myself imagining myself as James Bond in this situation, it seemed the thing to do. Like the time I blagged a test drive in a new Vanquish...
    Anyway, it was a hell of a night. Hot girl 2, not so hot girl 2 Me, 4 and bloody well chuffed to bits! :))
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Plus with two women, there's all that nagging....

    Do you know, I sometimes think tsa just logs in to make us all feel a bit worse about ourselves....

    What were they to look like? In Bond girl terms? One's hot to drag you into sleeping with someone you wouldn't look at ordinarily... they know how to work it, these girls.

    I wonde what the fairer sex on these boards make of this thread... Imagine if Lady Rose started up a 'Me in a gang bang' thread.... :o

    BTW did you start drinking early this evening, tsa... Or should I rename you T&A? :))
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  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Things went lurid pretty quickly last night. :D
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  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    A good threesome would be Severine from Skyfall and Madeleine from Spectre... :x
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,998MI6 Agent
    chrisno1 wrote:
    From the movies: a definate indication that Bond offers his services to the gypsy girls in FRWL - they seemed very keen. I can't think of another situation, and it's quite risque for 1963. There is of course no direct suggestion 007 actually beds these women at the same time or indeed at all, but one's mind does tend to work overtime. Even I understood the implication as a 12 year old on first viewing.

    Whatever happens that night, the girls seem to be happy and amicable afterwards. After Bond's intervention, maybe they both end up as brides of the man they began their fight over in the first place... the mind continues to boggle!
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    edited February 2016
    Really?

    See Raymond Benson's Doubleshot (2000).
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  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,998MI6 Agent
    Shady Tree wrote:
    chrisno1 wrote:
    From the movies: a definate indication that Bond offers his services to the gypsy girls in FRWL - they seemed very keen. I can't think of another situation, and it's quite risque for 1963. There is of course no direct suggestion 007 actually beds these women at the same time or indeed at all, but one's mind does tend to work overtime. Even I understood the implication as a 12 year old on first viewing.

    Whatever happens that night, the girls seem to be happy and amicable afterwards. After Bond's intervention, maybe they both end up as brides of the man they began their fight over in the first place... the mind continues to boggle!
    Silhouette Man wrote:
    Really?

    Yup, as they both cheerily wave Bond goodbye... it's not clear that Bond has nominated one over the other to be the bride. They appear equally happy, they don't seem inclined to resume their rivalry, so the future hubby who they were originally fighting over may well share in Bond's luck and be landed with both.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    I'd have Xenia Onnatopp and Jill Masterson. Xenia is a bit of a kinky minx and i think Jill has that teasing side to her, when she brushes her hair on Bond's face and says "not too early!" She'd get your motor running!

    I'd end up dead at the end of it( because of Xenia.), but it would be a brilliant way to go though!
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  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    Shouldn't these juvenile horny threads be moved to the General James Bond chat? 8-)
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,863Chief of Staff
    Na, they'd still be juvenile and horny there as well!
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    edited February 2016
    Ah, these are the questions I live for! :) I'm assuming we'd want them to be contemporaries of each other...

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