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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    “A genius is the one most like himself.” .... Thelonious Monk
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Men are missing that little bit of the brain to do with Understanding. Luckily
    Women counter this by being totally un-understandable ! ". Jeremy Hardy.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it."
    Marcus Aurelius.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce : Karl Marx
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    “If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.”
    Theodore Roosevelt.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,424MI6 Agent
    ‘Have you seen my papa go by?’

    ‘M-m-m,’ said Pippi. ‘How did he look? Did he have blue eyes?’

    ‘Yes,’ said the girl.

    ‘Medium large, not too tall and not too short?’

    ‘Yes,’ said the girl.

    ‘Black hat and black shoes?’

    ‘Yes, exactly,’ said the girl eagerly.

    ‘No, that one we haven’t seen,’ said Pippi decidedly.



    Pippi Longstocking
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "The female members of this forum (if there are and left), must be so proud of us now."
    Number24
    ( A reminder that sometimes we men can be boys )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "He's not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed is he?"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Classic Eric 'n' Ernie. {[].
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    "Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"

    From South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    From Only fools and horses ( Lady Rose has it as a signature ) -{

    Del. One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French.
    Rodney. It's canard.
    Del. You can say that again bruv!
    Rodney. No the French word for duck is canard.
    Del. Is it? I thought that was something to do with the QE2?
    Rodney. No that's Cunard. They're the ones with the boats and what have you. The French for duck is canard.
    Del. Right lovely jubbly. Right, so how do the French say à l'Orange then?
    Rodney. A l'Orange!
    Del. What, the same as we do?
    Rodney. Yes
    Del. Oh dear, it's a pity they don't use more of our words innit eh?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Is this a sex shop ? Then I'll have £10 worth please ”
    From " Bottom"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,424MI6 Agent
    "In Russia authoritarian rule is tempered by strangulation"
    Madamme de Stael
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon;
    the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. "
    From an old Danny Kaye film.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners. We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians"
    Halvard Lange

    ( One for Number24)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,424MI6 Agent
    Never heard that one before :))

    Lange was the foreign minister back in the day, so he must have know what he was talking about....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    “Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.”
    William Goldman
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    "The problem isn't the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem."
    ~ Captain Jack Sparrow
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Given the horrible events today ( and I hope no-one thinks this in bad taste ) but I like to think
    It sums up the British spirit.

    We are not now that strength which in old days
    Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
    One equal temper of heroic hearts,
    Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
    To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    {[]
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,424MI6 Agent
    :007)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a f**king lunatic.” Stephen Fry. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,424MI6 Agent
    "What are the traditions of the Royal Navy? Rum, sodomy and the lash."

    Winston Churchill (rumoured)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I don't think they get the Rum anymore. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,424MI6 Agent
    At least they get to keep the sodomy and whipping :))
    Churchill later commented that he didn't say it, but he wish he had.
  • Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
    “When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.” - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), US Founding Father, drafted the Declaration of Independence, 3rd US President

    “Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.” - L. Neil Smith
    "I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
    'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,424MI6 Agent
    Ammo08 wrote:
    “When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.” - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826), US Founding Father, drafted the Declaration of Independence, 3rd US President


    Not a real Thomas Jefferson quote. It first appeared in print in 1914 and was first attributed to Jefferson as late as 1994.
    Source: www.monticello.org, the official internet site for his home.

    https://www.monticello.org/site/jefferson/when-government-fears-people-there-liberty-spurious-quotation
  • Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
    Like many people, I apparently didn't look deep enough into that quote, however, let's disregard it and look at all the other quotes Jefferson did say. http://eyler.freeservers.com/JeffPers/jefpco29.htm
    "I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
    'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidly, ..... and I'm not sure about
    the universe " ; Albert Einstein.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,424MI6 Agent
    "If you thinking you understand Lebanon you haven't been properly briefed."
    UN Officer stationed in Lebanon in the 1980's. (I suspect the same can be said about Syria, Iran and Afghanistan today)
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