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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Latest crazy Judge, hasn't banned a music teacher from teaching children. Even though
    He had thousands of violent child sex images on his computer ! :o
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The bbc have hired Gary Barlow to host a new Saturday night show to find a
    Take That tribute act. I am so angry that a tax avoider like him, is being paid
    by licence payers ( which is basically a tax ) money X-(
    I'll be phoning the bbc to complain.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Ikea has issued a recall for 27 million dressers in North America.

    I had no idea that many people needed help pulling their trousers on and doing up their buttons each morning. And what exactly did these Ikea dressers do wrong? Asphyxiating people by doing up neck ties too tightly? Catching tender things in metal flies?
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,866MI6 Agent
    Nah, that was just a dress rehearsal. :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    There was a good documentary on the other day about one of my comic heroes ,the late great Spike Milligan . Now I found the man very funny in both his writings ,his war memoirs and his TV/film work .But on this night ,the tv company involved decided to get a couple of comedy unknowns ,I found them as funny as a case of piles . :# and the sat there and criticsed Spike as being not fashionable ,not funny for todays taste ect ect . Now who the hell are these people ,to critic Spike . (oh ive played a comedy gig in a pub in Manchester so there fore im a comedy genius ) ive never heard of these people and cant even remember their names they was that boring .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    (oh ive played a comedy gig in a pub in Manchester so there fore im a comedy genius )

    What's wrong with that ? :v :))

    Who were these other comics - can you remember ? I must have missed this - Spike was a genius -{
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The problem with many is they judge the past by todays standards. All Comedians will
    fail when put through that test. Even what these young comedians call their " Material "
    Will also date and may even be considered un PC in years to come.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I cant remember ,they were that un-important .Im glad you like Spikes work too , I love his war books ,how we ever won is any bodies guess
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    I cant remember ,they were that un-important .Im glad you like Spikes work too , I love his war books ,how we ever won is any bodies guess

    I've only just read the first two - have the rest ready to read -{
    YNWA 97
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    I cant remember ,they were that un-important .Im glad you like Spikes work too , I love his war books ,how we ever won is any bodies guess

    I've only just read the first two - have the rest ready to read -{

    In the early part of this year ,we buried our best friend at Honor Oak cemetery ,just a stones throw from Riseldine terrace . :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,428MI6 Agent
    do you know what country in the EU and EEA (European Economic Area) are the best at implimenting and following EU laws and directives? Of the 32 (I think) countries the "star" isn't Germany, the Netherlands or whatever you expected - it's the non-EU member Norway :#
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent
    I read that Spike has "I told you I was ill" on his tombstone :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The first trade deal after leaving the EU is with ........ America :))
    British Beef and Lamb is back on the American menu. So much for
    The " Back of the queue" threat. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I do laugh at Russia complaining about their track and field athletes being banned from the Olympics,
    Given the amount of government sponsored doping , I'd say you'd be hard pushed to find a "clean"
    Russian athlete.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    The first trade deal after leaving the EU is with ........ America :))
    British Beef and Lamb is back on the American menu. So much for
    The " Back of the queue" threat. ;)
    Yes it's quite funny how the pre referendum threats are toppling like dominoes, in the news today it's saying the UK economy is doing better than expected also. I'll join our American cousins in a tasty British rib eye steak and a bottle of budweiser. {[]
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A very minor point but it "Grinds my gears " to quote Peter Griffin.

    On a comedy panel show one of the guests was Germaine Greer, a very intelligent, erudite woman and
    A well known feminist. On a discussion about Andy Murray, one of her statements about him was
    " .... He's also very ugly " .
    I can't help but think if a male guest had made a comment about a female tennis player ending with a
    Comment " .... She's also very ugly". Germaine would have been all over him for his sexist remark. X-(
    But I guess only Men can be sexist. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Didn't you know tp, you're only allowed to make comments like that about white heterosexual males these days, we are the last demographic allowed to be ridiculed.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,088Chief of Staff
    People who walk into the bar half an hour before closing time, go up to the band asking for a song we just played 10 minutes earlier, then get all cross because we won't play it again so soon.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Surely that's an opportunity to sell some CDs. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,818MI6 Agent
    I read that Spike has "I told you I was ill" on his tombstone :))

    Its true too! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_Milligan#/media/File:Spike_Milligan_Church_of_St_Thomas.jpg
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,088Chief of Staff
    Surely that's an opportunity to sell some CDs. ;)

    You'd think! Sadly, not in this case.
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Sorry, Barbel, I was a little late logging on today and missed post number 4.073. Would you mind re-posting it?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,088Chief of Staff
    :# here we go again... :)) :)) :))
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    ,,,unless that post is available on your 'Best of Barbel's AJB' CD, that is...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Can't beat the greatest hits collection. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,088Chief of Staff
    Most of my AJB greatest posts consist of "Welcome to...", "This thread may be of interest (link)", or "We already have 30 previous threads like this so closing this one"!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Can't beat the classics ! {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Most of my AJB greatest posts consist of "Welcome to...", "This thread may be of interest (link)", or "We already have 30 previous threads like this so closing this one"!
    My personal favourite is the
    "that's it chum, you're outta here"
    It's simply. Modern classic and shows us what c really does stand for :)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,088Chief of Staff
    :D
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    My personal favourite is Barbel's response to the perennial favourite, "But surely Bond is English/needs to be played by an English actor/with an English accent.... " 8-) :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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