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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) oh yes he loves those :)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,088Chief of Staff
    Just trying to help....

    Thanks guys. :). Much appreciated.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,372MI6 Agent
    Can't beat the greatest hits collection. ;)

    Unfortunately Barbel hired a dyslexic graphic artist for the Greatest Hits CD cover and Hits was rearranged to another word :D
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,088Chief of Staff
    Like this? :))


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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Most of my AJB greatest posts consist of "Welcome to...", "This thread may be of interest (link)", or "We already have 30 previous threads like this so closing this one"!

    And pms starting with "Higgins, I don't really want to ban you, but..."

    :)) :)) :))
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,088Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) Unlike Sir Miles, whose PMs to you start with "Higgins, I really want to ban you, but..."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    That's why I prefer Sir Miles. He never does what he says and what's necessary - he's decadent and divided :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    :)) :)) :))

    That's why I prefer Sir Miles. He never does what he says and what's necessary - he's decadent and divided :)) :)) :))

    Oh no, no, no...I promised to poop in your trainers - and I will :D

    As for the rest - what can I say ? I do like a bribe ;% :))
    YNWA 97
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,428MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    :)) :)) :))

    That's why I prefer Sir Miles. He never does what he says and what's necessary - he's decadent and divided :)) :)) :))

    Oh no, no, no...I promised to poop in your trainers - and I will :D

    As for the rest - what can I say ? I do like a bribe ;% :))

    Good! Imagine a country such as Italy without bribes :o
    Absolutely nothing would have been done - with bribery at least a few things are done slowly :))
    Bribes are essential to many societies.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles has been useless from day one - bribes, a company car and the 1,5 million annual AJB paycheck did not change anything with that :p :p :p
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Unfortunately the company car was a Lada and the 1.5m paycheck was payable in Sports Direvt vouchers for atomic-waste colour trainers :#
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    Sir Miles has been useless from day one

    Oh no, my friend - I was totally useless even before that :007)

    I can provide references :D
    YNWA 97
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    Yes, I've seen them all :p
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    How come virtually every 'new' thing these days, be it a TV series or film, is in fact a remake, rehash, prequel, sequel, alternative reality or 'next generation' version?

    I can name several big name examples, but my main question is;

    Why can't anyone think of something original anymore?
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  • OakvaleOakvale Pennsylvania Posts: 155MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    How come virtually every 'new' thing these days, be it a TV series or film, is in fact a remake, rehash, prequel, sequel, alternative reality or 'next generation' version?

    I can name several big name examples, but my main question is;

    Why can't anyone think of something original anymore?

    Probably because a lot of people want the old stuff redone.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sadly though, they usually muck it up :# with a few exceptions of course .
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,485MI6 Agent
    It may because the older generation is still a market for silly rubbish like Marvel Comic adaptations and James Bond etc, stuff they grew up with, whereas in decades before people grew up and did adult things like DIY and the accounts.

    So we go back and rehash our younger years with improved CGI, whereas before the kids got to dictate new stuff, new themes, new ideas. They didn't want dad's hand-me-downs.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Could have a valid point NP, never thought of it like that. {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,818MI6 Agent
    edited August 2016
    It may because the older generation is still a market for silly rubbish like Marvel Comic adaptations and James Bond etc, stuff they grew up with, whereas in decades before people grew up and did adult things like DIY and the accounts.

    So we go back and rehash our younger years with improved CGI, whereas before the kids got to dictate new stuff, new themes, new ideas. They didn't want dad's hand-me-downs.

    I disagree. - I only wish it was as intelligent as that!

    The simple truth is, - "There are no truly original idea left in the film industry." Of course we have to translate that out of marketing media and PR bollocks. The actual truth. - "There are tons of original ideas left, but modern film, literary and television producers are too terrified to risk their careers and everyone else's investment to make them!" A good example is the Harry Potter books. Publisher after publisher turned down J K Rowling, because her ideas were considered too original old fashioned in style and unworkable. - Ie this stuff is too clever and dark for kids to handle. The Author and the publisher who was prepared to take a chance on her, proved everyone "in the know" spectacularly wrong.

    This "re-invent the wheel because the audience won't notice" routine is a classic example of old school thinking. Today we have DVD, Blueray, streaming, Digital photography, Netflix, YouTube... Not to mention the can of worms that good quality fan film productions has opened up. Essentially nything we love from the last 50 years of film and tv can be found easily online.
    Added to that, is the assumption that everyone is obsessed with the new and shiny, ignorant of the concept that classic, antique or vintage are part of the vocabulary. Its a sign of how those who think of profit, don't think of the audience with intelligence. = It really pisses me off!

    There are exceptions to the rule - Star Trek The Next Generation, Thunderbirds TAG-15, and Stargate SG1.

    But now we are getting Start Trek - We Discovered, (The Generation after that prequel, before the sequels at the same time as the original one, not in a parallel timeline, and Stargate, the Film re-reboot by the same people who Sequeled Independence Day 20 years later after Battle-Stargate Galactia Universe died on arrival. ENOUGH ALREADY!!


    Um, I think I may have overloaded and blew a cylinder head gasket! Scuse me ;%
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think because of the expense of film making these days, studios don't want to take too many risks.
    So play it safe with a " Remake" or " Reinvention" of an older idea, series or film. If done well, I'm
    Happy enough but sadly so many remakes leave me disappointed.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,326MI6 Agent
    Grrrrr

    Dont you hate it when you bid on something and the seller pulls the auction (no doubt had a tip off or sold outside). X-(
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I agree with T2 and TP, people don't trust their own judgement or are too scared to take a chance. Instead of trying something completely original (and potentially brilliant), they remake something that was successful once before. It's much the same with people who have responsibility for hiring people today. Instead of conducting proper interviews and trusting their own judgement, they use programmes that scan cover letters and CVs for key words, then they have test upon test for the candidates that the computer spat out. I know people who got jobs not because they were suited for them or even properly qualified, but because they'd figured out the key words and knew how to pass the tests. It's way harder to con an experienced and intelligent person in a one-on-one interview than it is to pass a test that has been designed by some HR company.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Having recently gone through a modern interview process, it is very odd. Nothing like
    Twenty years ago. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Ok, so this annoys me:


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    Over the years, mostly all Las Vegas Hotels installed a "resort fee" which is simply an additional charge to makeup their real room rates.
    They claim that this is for amenities which the "resort offers" but basically it's just a pool and in many cases a free WIFI.

    In the past, I chose those hotels, which did not charge this kind of fee, but recently it's more or less impossible to get a hotel there that doesn't add a "resort fee" (US$ 20-35/night/room).
    As a result , in some hotels, the "Resort Fee" is higher than the room rate itself!

    What I really find nasty is that the hotels are now starting to advertise, that they void this fee - something which has started only for one purpose: Screw people over who don't read the fineprint.
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    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    It's much the same with people who have responsibility for hiring people today. Instead of conducting proper interviews and trusting their own judgement, they use programmes that scan cover letters and CVs for key words, then they have test upon test for the candidates that the computer spat out. I know people who got jobs not because they were suited for them or even properly qualified, but because they'd figured out the key words and knew how to pass the tests. It's way harder to con an experienced and intelligent person in a one-on-one interview than it is to pass a test that has been designed by some HR company.

    Having recently gone through a modern interview process, it is very odd. Nothing like
    Twenty years ago. :)

    When my husband left the police a couple of years ago he went for a few interviews and was amazed at how ridiculous the process has become with virtually no emphasis on whether you can actually do the job or have any relevant skills. Like you say, it's all key words and topics like diversity, equal opportunities, delegation and 'cascading information' 8-)

    The other thing that we worked out very quickly was to actually avoid recruitment agencies and try to stay with companies that have their own HR department. Agencies will try and send you for the most random jobs or completely miss that you have the perfect skill set for a role.

    And another thing ..... :v

    Why do companies ask people in their late 40's/50's and above if they have a degree ?? No, but I do have 30 years of working experience which may be more useful X-( X-( X-(


    To cut a long story short, my husband has decided to stay retired :)) :))
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,485MI6 Agent
    Re unoriginal blockbusters, I suppose the sheer amount of cash spent on them prevents them from taking a risk. It's the same with the pop charts perhaps. To promote them these days you need to spend a shedload of money on promos and videos. Back in the 60s and 70s the one-off novelty single stood a better chance, though to be fair that also included a lot of total dross.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,485MI6 Agent
    Oh, and Lady Rose, I'm not sure if your ex-policeman hubby is the retiring type, so here's an idea for a new line in work:

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    :D
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    Lady Rose wrote:
    it's all key words and topics like diversity, equal opportunities, delegation and 'cascading information' 8-)

    Please, please, please don't get me started on that X-(

    The NHS is riddled with this corporate-speak bollox X-(
    YNWA 97
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