The Rant Box

Chriscoop

I think if a local authority is bucking government policy then it's right to interject, after all many local councils are full of over zealous nimby's not all of course a lot of them also couldn't organise a p+ss up in a brewery. After all by direct experience I can tell you government interjection into the social services of the local authority my mrscoop works for has helped enormously with dementia sufferers.

Sir Miles

Some arsewipe thought it would be fun to scratch my car - I've only had it a couple of months...it's not new, it's not flash...it was parked correctly too ! I hope their knob drops off X-(

Higgins

Sorry to hear this, Sir Miles.

If I ever come across with someone scratching any car.... X-(

Chriscoop

Sir Miles wrote:

Some arsewipe thought it would be fun to scratch my car - I've only had it a couple of months...it's not new, it's not flash...it was parked correctly too ! I hope their knob drops off X-(

I hate this sort of thing, absolute b+stards happened to me once, scratched BMW from front wing along 2 doors and over back wheel arch.... 4 panels!!!! People who do this want nailing to nearest tree.

Barbel

No luck, Sir M, I'll add my hopes to yours.

Sir Miles

Thanks for the kind words -{

I must have had some sixth-sense thing going on because I actually took a photo of the car that was parked next to mine...the problem is is that you can't prove anything

But when I next see that car...I'll be waiting for the owner X-(

danjaq_0ff

Sorry to hear about the scratches on your new car Paul, b@stards, any CCTV where you were parked ?

Thunderpussy

Sorry to hear about your car Sir Miles, there are some b*stards about. X-(

Sir Miles

Thanks guys -{

No...no CCTV - 'cars parked at owners own risk', etc...it's only two minutes from work and I only called in to a store to pass a bit of time on...but I have a picture (and reg plate) of the car parked next to me...I can wait for them.

Chriscoop

I think it's safe to say, collectively we think these people are b+stards

Sir Miles

Chriscoop wrote:

I think it's safe to say, collectively we think these people are b+stards

That would be my take on it too

danjaq_0ff

I think that they are a bunch of Cnuts as we are past the watershed :v

Thunderpussy

Let Sir Miles revenge be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one

Chriscoop

If you type cnuts in properly had Barbel got the filth filter to change it to "people who scratch cars"
Cunts

Chriscoop

) ) ) ) PIERS MORGAN that's brilliant {[]

danjaq_0ff

Chriscoop

danjaq_0ff wrote:

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danjaq_0ff

Don't know about the rest of it, but I love a pot of tea

Barbel

Chriscoop wrote:

) ) ) ) PIERS MORGAN that's brilliant {[]

;% Glad you liked it!

Chriscoop

Most men do

Charmed & Dangerous

Genuinely sorry to hear that Sir Miles (I was going to add that I hope you catch the culprit even if he is wearing luminous trainers... but that would be too flippant).

Higgins

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Sir Miles

Charmed & Dangerous wrote:

Genuinely sorry to hear that Sir Miles (I was going to add that I hope you catch the culprit even if he is wearing luminous trainers... but that would be too flippant).

Thanks...it's just really annoying and frustrating - especially when there is no need for it.

My ex always said that what goes around, comes around...she was right about many things and she will be right about this too.

Chriscoop

Sir Miles wrote:

Charmed & Dangerous wrote:

Genuinely sorry to hear that Sir Miles (I was going to add that I hope you catch the culprit even if he is wearing luminous trainers... but that would be too flippant).

Thanks...it's just really annoying and frustrating - especially when there is no need for it.

My ex always said that what goes around, comes around...she was right about many things and she will be right about this too.

My ex was wrong about everything!

Barbel

We must be related- mine too!

Sir Miles

^ mine was right about me :v )

Charmed & Dangerous

) ) )

always shaken

ive just got back from my holiday in Gran Canary , which was fine , but every time I make my way off the plane to the customs/luggage collection ,it seems that the people less able to walk fast ,seem to be the first people of the plane ,(they are obviously in a busting hurray to get somewhere fast ) these same people ,it happens every time ,walk 4,5 6 abreast at 000.001 mph
holding up the other 350 passengers trying to get home , you cant get past them ,and if you try ,they look at you as if its your fault you want to get by . They are the same people on the plane ,as soon as the seat belt light goes out ,up they get ,(oohh I must get up and get some thing out of the over head locker or I wil die . I hate these people X-(

Chriscoop

) everyone hates those people! Where do they come from? Selfish Street in stupidtown?

minigeff

I was out with my family the other day at a retail outlet aka a mall, and as it was getting about 11:45ish we thought we'd beat the rush and get to the foody bit for some scran.

Got food, sat down nom nom nom.

Then I noticed a young lass stood still virtually in an aisle but facing us, like some kind of 'grudge' tribute act.

Then behind me literally on my shoulder I noticed this old, sorry, cockwomble doing the same.

Then another gormless mong arrived and my worst fears of being targeted by some inbred mong family were confirmed when on arrival mong #3 said to old mong "have you found anywhere yet?" (It was actually more like a one word 'avyofarndanywaryat?') to which old mong replies "ya,thars oneeeramjoswaytinfar".

Well bugger me if I've only just sat down for my food and this group of barnicles have decided to stand and stare at me as they demand my table in a now packed out food hall.

Bloody space invaders!

Ps, if anyone decides to visit the UK, or if you're in the UK and get curious, don't go to Mansfield. It's sh1t.