I've just seen an advert for " change your tune "
Yet Another F#cking singing competition ! X-(
That's nothing, there's an even newer one now in which people stick their hands in their pockets and rattle the coins together to make a song. It's called....
The company Caledonian MacBrayne (usually abbreviated to CalMac) pretty much have a monopoly on ferry travel to the Scottish islands and they certainly take advantage of it. This weekend my band are doing a mini-tour and I had to arrange the ferries this morning. Over three hours on the phone, dealing with cancelled ferries, automated replies, etc. It was all a lot more frustrating and complicated than it needed to be and we have had to book sailing times a lot earlier than we really need to. Still, it's better than the last time we tried to do this when they cancelled our sailing at the last minute leaving us and the venues very disappointed.
Went to Bluewater today to get my holiday book , I do have Solo to take but I have TP and SM saying take Moonraker take Moonraker to me like those little devils that sit on people's shoulders in cartoons , So off I wanders in to Waterstones , but they have a couple of you tube sensation nobodies , I think they ate a packet of crisps whilst on a skate board or something as crap as that , that no one with half a brain cell would be remotely interested in . So I asked the lady to reach over and hand me my choice of book , only to be told that dopey and Spazz where in that section , surely they should been located in the under fives section of the store . So no book . So troops of to WH Smith downstairs .only to find a big que of 6 year old girls waiting in line to see Essexs favourite bird .(I don't want to rude I'm sure she loves her food) and they wouldn't let me in , because all these 6 year old girls where in there ,but I was found not guilty I protested . Still no book X-( X-(
He's in cahoots with one of my local MPs, the charmless misogynist Philip Davies. It's hard to credit that British politics is so tribal that people can vote for such awful people because they wear the right colour rosette.
yes that upper class twit needs to be voted out of office pretty sharp , it's not only as my learned colleague says , up women's skirts , quite a lot of very young school girls have also been un wanted victims of these vile scum .
Stay away from Live pizza in Munich , accused me of fraud cuz I did not mention the airbnb owners name (the address was totally correct , not a fake order at all !) and then they have the cojones to say pepperoni was on the pizza when No such was on it.......they can go to hell X-( X-( B-)
(it clearly says pepperoni on the bill so dont try to **** around with me , Live pizza)
Any one not familiar with the news in London , it seems thousands of London (work bound) fleeced to the eyeballs hard pressed commuters , where severely delayed in getting into work , going to hospital appointments , meetings , or just going out to have a enjoyable day in this fair city of ours (I could go on but I'm sure you've all been delayed on a train) any way the reason for this , 3 young men who buy all accounts needed to artistically express their so called extraordinary talent , decided to commit an illegal act , trespassing onto the railway ,then cause hundreds of pounds (if not thousands) and commit criminal damage to some one else's property , I'd they sprayed ,not for the first time graffiti on somebody's property at 1pm in the morning ,skulking along the railway like some wild rats,only to be hit and killed by a train (oh dear how sad never mind) thus causing the massive afore mentioned delays to Londoners.Now a TFL director has called these boys common scum , I'd go along with that , these people are a bloody menace , they desecrate our cities , because they feel the need to express their selves with paint .Now if any of you woke up in the morning and found the side of your house covered in paint , or your hard earned shop or office I'm sure you would say what scum did this , I would with a few clucking bells thrown in . Now this poor old TFL director is now on the hot coals over his remark , the boy's parents are of course saying oh but they all went to church and they are all artistically gifted etc .Now I myself have on more than one occasion been on the railway line as a policeman chasing these scum ,risking my life , possibly leaving a widow and father less children behind , because his dad says he is a talented artist , no he is a criminal ,why don't you let him paint on the side of your house then dopey
This morning seemed very nice after yesterday's non stop rain , so grabs dogs lead and off we go to feed the ducks . Now the duck pond seems as if it's been Astro turfed over with all the ducks looking rather bewildered at their habitat
Had to pop out today to get a BBQ gas bottle , cut a long story short , this woman goes and drives into the back of my BMW X3 , it's not like it's a small car and you didn't see it , and it has 3 huge brake lights on the back , unlike some of these new trucks that seem to have borrowed lights from s kids bike , so been on the phone to the insurance and been to the body shop to get my baby booked in now have to drive around for the next week in some spazzy hire car
By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
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Sorry to hear someone has run into your car - never a good thing irrespective of the car you drive
Once visiting my sister in law, in her house in the country.
She managed to reverse straight back in to my car.
Busting the radiator, and grill etc. I still don't understand
How she could have done it, as we were the only two cars
On the driveway. )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I left BT a few years ago and saved myself £240 per year ! ..... which can be
used to expand my " Specialist Gentlemen's interest reading material " :v
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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Travel with the musicians
2 weeks after the recent high school shootings, in Newfoundland (PA)some deranged members of the Moon Sect celebrated a mess featuring AR15s....
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Fully loaded machine gun
Yet Another F#cking singing competition ! X-(
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
That's nothing, there's an even newer one now in which people stick their hands in their pockets and rattle the coins together to make a song. It's called....
"Tune your change"
B-)
Football pundit.
have to do, if there is an " incident "
https://youtu.be/pkSRF-uHlWk
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/upskirting-bill-law-blocked-criminal-offence-christopher-chope-tory-mp-a8400686.html
Who singlehandedly scupper the bill making "Up skirting" ( photographing up a woman's skirt ) illegal. I guess
he must like that sort of thing, he has in the past been caught putting in for huge expenses and he is a conservative MP after all.
yes that upper class twit needs to be voted out of office pretty sharp , it's not only as my learned colleague says , up women's skirts , quite a lot of very young school girls have also been un wanted victims of these vile scum .
(it clearly says pepperoni on the bill so dont try to **** around with me , Live pizza)
People spotted lighting even more fires on the moors!
When caught these idiots should be handed the bill, for all
The fire fighters etc used to control it. X-(
Yep...they are all morons! I’m working about 2 miles away from there...
This morning seemed very nice after yesterday's non stop rain , so grabs dogs lead and off we go to feed the ducks . Now the duck pond seems as if it's been Astro turfed over with all the ducks looking rather bewildered at their habitat
Cheers :007)
Not sure what you mean by... ...though ?:)
She managed to reverse straight back in to my car.
Busting the radiator, and grill etc. I still don't understand
How she could have done it, as we were the only two cars
On the driveway.
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