The Rant Box

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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    I have to agree though, that explorer is gash :D

    Are you calling it a lady-part or saying you like it?
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Asp9mm wrote:

    Seriously though. I even rang him tonight.

    ...and now that I have caller-id'd your work phone, I can call whenever I fancy a good laugh :D

    Just remember that I handle venomous snakes for a living. Having the phone going off isn't conducive to a safe environment. Oh wait, I can ban all incoming calls from Germany. No great loss :))
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    No, I don't like it :D and a lady part is much prettier ;%
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Well you better block the entire world - I am a cosmopolitan as you know :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) Lmfao
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Well you better block the entire world - I am a cosmopolitan as you know :D

    It'd be worth it!
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    I thought that meant that you drink ya coffee outside :D
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    I thought that meant that you drink ya coffee outside :D

    Whilst wearing a pink jumper tied around his neck.

    But seriously, I think it means that two tone raspberry and vanilla ice cream.
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Oh yeah, I remember that :D
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    It was nice wasn't it. Stuck between two wafers.
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    It was nice forcing as much as you can it to a cornet :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Quite right, anything to shut a trumpet player up.
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Oh yeah, those rectangular ones that go damp before you ate the lot.

    I bet they don't make them anymore :#
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Quite right, anything to shut a trumpet player up.

    Parrrrrp
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Quite right, anything to shut a trumpet player up.

    Pity you can't mute that German trumpet the same way.
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I'm a rather physical person, I end up breaking every watch I attempt to wear on a daily basis.
    So, no Submariner for me.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Through intense training over many years I can now visualize my Circadian rhythms, so
    have no need for these primitive, crude time pieces. :p :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Chiun: "The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss."
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited March 2014
    Asp9mm wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Well you better block the entire world - I am a cosmopolitan as you know :D

    It'd be worth it!

    I can just invite everybody to contact me for your office number and call you! :D

    That scottish accent with a gay undertone together with the permanent lamoyance to hear is utterly brilliant! -{
    Have you considered taping the voice for a GPS navigation device? I could not stop laughing in my car! :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Mr BeechMr Beech Florida, USAPosts: 1,749MI6 Agent
    This watch discussion is amazing. :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watched " Shetland " last night, a another British Scandinavian type murder mystery.
    It's a total copy of Broadchurch, both start with a body found on a beach, both have
    Victims phone missing, both have an older man grooming younger girls, and both have
    a local " oddball" living near the beach.
    I wish the writers could have come up with something more original.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Black Tie

    I've worn my Explorer and GMTs to black tie and looked fabulous!

    Yes, but it is not the done thing so I have read.

    Are you now part of the AJB fashion police, mate? :v
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    If I was I would have arrested you for your trainers :D
  • Smithers500Smithers500 Spectre IslandPosts: 1,347MI6 Agent
    Watched " Shetland " last night, a another British Scandinavian type murder mystery.
    It's a total copy of Broadchurch, both start with a body found on a beach, both have
    Victims phone missing, both have an older man grooming younger girls, and both have
    a local " oddball" living near the beach.
    I wish the writers could have come up with something more original.

    Sounds like a total rip off!

    Speaking of Broadchurch, I heard they're remaking it for the US with Tennant reprising his role but Olivia Colman being replaced by Skylar from Breaking Bad. Not a rant as such, although Olivia Colman was one of the best things in the show!
    Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree".
  • Smithers500Smithers500 Spectre IslandPosts: 1,347MI6 Agent
    Office politics!

    I want to go to work to do just that(if that)!
    Instead I have to put up with backstabbing, duplicitous, career minded, scheming co-workers who talk down about other workers in hushed conspiratorial tones, no doubt doing the same with them about me!

    And if then, you don't "play the game" and tell them to jog on, you are the one considered odd and make yourself even more of a target for their venom!
    Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree".
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :# most work places/ offices have their little groups, Even AJB, I'm one of the
    Dalton fan boys, so I'm in with the cool kids. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :v yeah, the uncool guy are always proud of their "group" :v because they don't have something else :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Smithers500Smithers500 Spectre IslandPosts: 1,347MI6 Agent
    Dalton's cool by me! I've never seen another Bond actor pop a balloon with such intensity!
    Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree".
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Dalton's cool by me! I've never seen another Bond actor pop a balloon with such intensity!

    …..of tears you mean? :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Dalton's cool by me! I've never seen another Bond actor pop a balloon with such intensity!
    I felt bad for that poor balloon... :#
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
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