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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Nice little Town, Basingstoke -{
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    always shaken wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Yeah, Ash which is on the Boarder between Surrey and Hampshire.

    Didn't know that, as I always think of Aldershot as home of the Paras (been to their garrison a few times )

    Aldershot is a complete Dump now, I'm there nearly every Day and it really makes you depressed :(
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    always shaken wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Yeah, Ash which is on the Boarder between Surrey and Hampshire.

    Didn't know that, as I always think of Aldershot as home of the Paras (been to their garrison a few times )

    Aldershot is a complete Dump now, I'm there nearly every Day and it really makes you depressed :(

    my mates dad was based there as para provo he was a hard man :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    My Dad was there in the late 70's/early 80's when he started his Army Days.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    My Dad was there in the late 70's/early 80's when he started his Army Days.

    my dad was in the RAPC (don't laugh ) in them days all pay was cash, none of this electric transfer stuff,
    so they had to guard all this cash in transit with Bren guns and sterling sub machine guns :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    always shaken wrote:
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    My Dad was there in the late 70's/early 80's when he started his Army Days.

    my dad was in the RAPC (don't laugh ) in them days all pay was cash, none of this electric transfer stuff,
    so they had to guard all this cash in transit with Bren guns and sterling sub machine guns :)

    Hidden in violin cases so as not to alarm anyone?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Aldershot is referenced in FRWL (Novel) about drinking in the Woods, Which is a popular Past Time for Aldershot's Youngsters :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Knocking back that cheap Bollinger ? :))
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    sadly not , my dad once told me ,as they jumped from the back of the truck , armed with Sten guns at that time ,one went off
    due to the force of the soldier landing on the floor injuring one of the other gaurds ,I think the call it a negligent discharge now days 8-)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I'll have to pop out and ask :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " negligent discharge". Isn't that the name of one of those DVDs in a plain cover ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Might have to check your DVD Collection -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I've all the classics ....

    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    Titant*ts.
    Charlie's An*ls.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :)) there's a topic in itself!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,762Chief of Staff
    always shaken wrote:
    was driving down the A2 today ,and some bucktoothed NHS spec wearing **** was poodling down lane number 2 (that's the middle lane to you TP ) doing 55 mph on a 70 carriage way total oblivious to all the cars around him undertaking him over taking him flashing/ bibbing him (we are all polite drivers here in Kent :) )theres never a traffic cop around when you want one ,

    Always seems to be plenty of accidents down that stretch of road...
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    With inconsiderate drivers, I'm sure many if us would like
    To have Bond's DB5 ........ :D and as for parking on disabled
    bays. Watched the other night as a guy in an Audi sports car
    Parked in such a way he blocked TWO disabled bays. Now
    That takes a special kind of ignorance. A total " C,U next Tuesday "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    a guy in an Audi sports car
    Parked in such a way he blocked TWO disabled bays.
    Audi's are nice.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I once worked for a large pharmaceutical company and it was funny
    That all the accountants and money boys drove BMW's as company
    Cars. While all the engineers and chemists drove either Audi's or
    Mercedes. :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Whilst on the subject of cars, My Saturn is getting ready to go, I can tell. But, 15 years of faithful service have made my $10,500.00 investment most worthwhile. And that's why Saturn went out of business IMO- the product was better than it was ALLOWED to be.
    Now I'll have to get a Volkswagon. ?:)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I bought a Nissan primera, had her from new for 11 years less than 60,000 miles
    ( I don't do a lot of driving ) sadly one Christmas two years ago, hit a bit of black
    Ice and off she went onto a ditch. :)) she wasn't worth repairing so got scrapped :#
    Other wise I'd still be driving it today.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    sitting in the garden today having my lunch (cheese rolls ,coke ) I fancied a packet of crisps with it
    any way we have these new things called pops ,they are very nice trouble is I only got 11 in the bag
    11 ,that works out about 3.5 pence per crisp ,bloody robbery X-( X-( X-( X-(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Health food always costs more :)) but it does seem a rip off.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    One Solution - You purchase multiple Packets ;) :)) -{
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,848MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    One Solution - You purchase multiple Packets ;) :)) -{

    Only downside to multipacks - there are even less crisps in them! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Yeah your right :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,848MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Yeah your right :))

    Although to be fair (and pedantic!) you did say "multiple packets" and not "multipacks" but I could not pass up on my little "joke"! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I've always used the Term 'Multiple Packets' :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,848MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I've always used the Term 'Multiple Packets' :))

    As opposed to "multipacks", ah, I see! So my joke was right after all! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Yes :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,848MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Yes :))

    Comic Genius! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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