How would YOU fair as a Double O?

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
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    Amazing work, Keep safe.don p
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  • Blood_StoneBlood_Stone Posts: 184MI6 Agent
    I wouldn't make it past the opening sequence. :))
  • ausbondfanausbondfan Posts: 61MI6 Agent
    I have no Martial Arts experience but do have a bit of boxing experience which would probably come in handy.

    Am only young so don't have the life experience to call upon or the education for such things.

    However I'm pretty small (5'7) and light on my feet so I could probably run around in the vents pretty easily.

    Odd's are I'd be the spy that gets killed off 5 minutes into the film for doing something dumb.

    EDIT:

    As an Actor for the films though if I was a few inches taller and 20 years older and had Hollywood experience under my belt I'd like to think I'd be a good choice :))
  • Le SamouraiLe Samourai Honolulu, HIPosts: 573MI6 Agent
    ausbondfan wrote:
    I have no Martial Arts experience but do have a bit of boxing experience which would probably come in handy.

    Speaking as a martial arts instructor (Kali-Escrima, Mixed Martial Arts, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu), you do indeed have martial arts experience, because boxing is a martial art. Just because a fighting style doesn't have fancy uniforms or colored belts or big doses of mysticism doesn't mean it isn't a martial art. Our self defense curriculum incorporates quite a bit of boxing because it works and is very applicable to street situations.

    Here's an example:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2231867/Former-Army-boxing-champion-71-floors-6ft-4in-thug-Mark-Pearce-punched-face-Torquay-attack.html
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  • sniperUKsniperUK UlsterPosts: 594MI6 Agent
    Pistol,rifle, SMG marksman and instructor, have done a couple of parachute jumps, control and restraint trained, first aid instructor, have been in the position four times to "take the shot" (to the extent of first pressure on the trigger but the targets surrendered, a few hours flying training, defensive and pursuit driving trained and been involved in numerous car chases .VIP protection for five years, have done several plain clothes /under cover duties, a few aggressive building entries and numerous "hard stops" . Like vodka and get on well with the opposite sex.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    sniperUK wrote:
    Pistol,rifle, SMG marksman and instructor, have done a couple of parachute jumps, control and restraint trained, first aid instructor, have been in the position four times to "take the shot" (to the extent of first pressure on the trigger but the targets surrendered, a few hours flying training, defensive and pursuit driving trained and been involved in numerous car chases .VIP protection for five years, have done several plain clothes /under cover duties, a few aggressive building entries and numerous "hard stops" . Like vodka and get on well with the opposite sex.

    Target air pistol and rifle, rubber band and spud gun, even shot a BB gun once. Went to watch a parachute jump but it was too windy and cancelled, tend to loose control now and again, first aid trained but if you think i'll save your life you better get praying, taken quite a few shots in my time, once was a tricky adventure with a fat girl, half a bottle of voddy and no butter. I've flown to america TWICE, drive erratically and mrs says im mental, but never been chased by the fuzz.... yet. Never been a VIP, i'm pond life and happy with it, my clothes are quite plain too. Done a few aggresive building exits, usually nightclubs in my younger years and once the premises of a rather fat girl after an adventure with half a bottle of voddy and no butter, that really was a hard "STOP!!!". No good drinking, I'm a lightweight and I have the ability to repel just about any female on the planet.

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