As Requested, Future Bond Movie titles ( non-serious )

Thunderpussy

Please suggest some comic titles for upcoming Bond films like,


Never is Forever

Sponsored By Heineken

The spy with the Heineken Bottle

Ford supplied the Cars

Transgender vampire holocaust, The Musical in 3D

I was a teenage secret agent

Applied techniques of Melancoly

we're gonna Kill them First

Life and Death

The spy who sat on my Face

For your Thighs only

Number24

The Spy who Pouted at Me

I like the title of this thread, I like it a lot! And I was very serious when I wrote that it is very undertandable that peope post joke titles in title suggestion threads ..

Thunderpussy

I was going to put you on my list of enemies Number24, then I remembered
the story of your Great, Great Grandmother. :007)
Deciced there and then, Not to annoy you. )

superdaddy

Goldenoldun,basically it's where Bond and M cannot control their lust for each other )

Thunderpussy

In a story of Lust and revenge Bond has to track down a female Cricket teams
captain and after seducing her , kill her with her own Bat

" Pussywillow "

Liked " Goldenoldun " )

superdaddy

Drag up another day,Bond (DC) comes out about his cross dressing. )
Love this thread.

superdaddy

Inch HighSpy, Bond(DC),tries to come to terms with his height issues. )
Must stop as this is to easy.

Sir Hillary Bray

Doc Tourneau - Maniacal watchmaker creates timepieces with steel hands.

From Usher With Love - Tatiana Romanova seduces an R&B-singer-turned-spy in order to steal his iPhone.

Coldsinger - Starring Ice Cube as Mr. Freeze.

Wonderwall - The Gallagher brothers steal a nuclear missile and threaten to blow up Damon Albarn; 1990s warfare at its most vicious.

You Only Give Lice - Blofeld switches from Virus Omega to mass infestation by tiny insects.

superdaddy

I used this one a couple of years ago but I still love it, what with all the luvvies and ARTIST currently involved in DC,s Bond films how about Merchant Ivory getting involved with the next and the title would have to be A Room
With A View To A Kill. )

Blackleiter

From the Makers of Idiocracy - Daniel Craig as James Bond 007 in "Ow My Balls". Bond is abducted by Tom Bergeron, host of America's Funniest Home Videos, and forced to endure an endless series of plastic baseball bats to the groin by "cute" kids captured on video by their fawning parents!

Number24

Thunderpussy wrote:

I was going to put you on my list of enemies Number24, then I remembered
the story of your Great, Great Grandmother. :007)
Deciced there and then, Not to annoy you. )

Good thinking, TP. And you didn`t even know the story about my grandmother who killed a nest of snakes with a scythe when she was just a girl. She was incredibly skilled with that scythe ...... and that story is is actually true too

GordoLeiter

Sean Connery as Ian Flemmings James Bond in "A Good Time To Say Never Again"

Thunderpussy

Some brilliant titles there. B-) )

By the way Where the hell do you live Number24, wolves and snakes. Old women carrying scythes
Sounds like an old Housing estate I used to live in. )

Although an older woman using a deadly scythe, sounds like a possible Bond Hench woman. -{
unless unknown to you she was working for some super villian at the time. :007)

GordoLeiter

Daniel Craig in "Sorry For Party Rockin"

007 takes on his toughest assignment yet......as the bodyguard of a male stripper

Thunderpussy

I have to admitt I've posted this on another thread But,...............

Irma Bunt and Rosa Klebb join forces to take control of a central American
country by a military take over. Bond must stop it. Hence the epic

" Two Girls, One Coup " :v

Blackleiter

Now that's disgusting on several levels, TP! But damned funny! )

Thunderpussy wrote:

I have to admitt I've posted this on another thread But,...............

Irma Bunt and Rosa Klebb join forces to take control of a central American
country by a military take over. Bond must stop it. Hence the epic

" Two Girls, One Coup " :v

Thunderpussy

When a Bartenter stirs Bond's martin he gets angry and phones him.

what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you make my martini correctly, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

The new Bond Film " Shaken"

Number24

Thunderpussy wrote:

Some brilliant titles there. B-) )

By the way Where the hell do you live Number24, wolves and snakes. Old women carrying scythes
Sounds like an old Housing estate I used to live in. )

Although an older woman using a deadly scythe, sounds like a possible Bond Hench woman. -{
unless unknown to you she was working for some super villian at the time. :007)

The fjords of Norway,or at least one of them. If it could just stop raining it would look like a tourist postcard here. Unfortunately the tourist friendly landscape makes it neccesery to do much of the harvesting with scytes instead of with modern machines, hence the old women carrying scythes. Fortunately my great great grandmother killed the last wolf in the region and my grandmother killed the last snakes on this side of the fjord (I`m still being serious), so it`s pretty safe here now.

chrisisall

Contraception Revoked!

ZorinIndustries

The Harder It Is

Rubber Broke

On Her Majesty's Secret Octopussy

ZorinIndustries

By the way, fantastic thread! )

chrisisall

A View To My Hot Neighbour's Windowsill

James Suzuki

If Roger Moore contuined making Bond film's they would be-
A view to a pill- Bond and his best friend Felix escape from their retirement hope to steal some pills before Bond's 'conquest' dies
The spy who revived me- Bond has a heart attack during his chess game at the retirement home.
The man with the Golden defilbirator- Bond's arch enemy Goldfinger releases secret defilbrators that don't work... when Bond has another heartattack...

Number24

But if they went for a younger, hipper Bond:

The Man with the Golden Bling

The Man with the Golden iPhone

minigeff

Thunderpussy wrote:

I have to admitt I've posted this on another thread But,...............

Irma Bunt and Rosa Klebb join forces to take control of a central American
country by a military take over. Bond must stop it. Hence the epic

" Two Girls, One Coup " :v

PMSL. post of the day. or night. ah whatever.

Napoleon Plural

And That's Not My Little Finger, Either!

Craig discovers his lighter side in this Moonraker-style romp.

Thunderpussy

Kerim Bey apears in his own autobiographical movie.
( he has has a fascinating life, He'd like you to hear about it )

Fifty Shades of Bey

Thunderbird 2

Period Adaptation - Bond meets The Bronte Sisters:

A man called Flintlock


Bond has to pose a a pimp to expose a drugs overlord:

Goldeneyeful


007 explores The West:

Have Gun, Will Travel


Working with the Australian Secret Service, Bond has to overturn gun running in the outback...

Bushy Down Under

Moore Than

Onatopp and Underneath
M and M's
Salt and J W Pepper
Jaws Bites Back
Live Yesterday Die Today Tomorrow Never Comes

Thunderpussy

Emilo Largo and a certain circus owning jewel smuggler join forces to defeat Bond
in the biggest of them all, at last

Thunderpussy or alternative title, Octoballs


Whilst flying across south asia Bond tells of a mission he had to bring down a gang
of militant feminists,

" The OverChina Monologues "

MANDY1

Going off topic, next Austin Powers flick : SHY BALLS