007 played by unfitting actors (Game/fun thread)
GordoLeiter
Posts: 462MI6 Agent
Hulk Hogan as Ian Fleming's James Bond in From Russia With Love
Red Grant : "Im here to kill you Mr.Bond"
Bond :
"Let me tell you something brother! whacha gonna do when i take these 24 inch python arms and wrap them around your neck brother, whacha gonna do when the Bondster runs willd on yoooou!!! whacha......"
*Bond's ranting goes on for hours*
Red Grant : ?:)
Red Grant : "Im here to kill you Mr.Bond"
Bond :
"Let me tell you something brother! whacha gonna do when i take these 24 inch python arms and wrap them around your neck brother, whacha gonna do when the Bondster runs willd on yoooou!!! whacha......"
*Bond's ranting goes on for hours*
Red Grant : ?:)
Comments
Honey Rider : Under the mango tree.....
Bond : Under the mango tree baby YEAH! Thats where i want to be with you MAAAMA!
Goldfinger : "The point of your first two visits are clear to me....."
Bond : "The point is that you are FAAAT!, Now come on shake those hips! 1 and a 2 and a 1 and a 2...."
Goldfinger & Oddjob :
Bond : "I can feel the calves burning! OOOOHH"