Make A Parody Bond Movie

Jarvio

Make your own parody/joke bond movie.
Basically list the title, theme song artist, cast, and the synopsis/plot.

Here's mine:

Title:
A Brew To A Swill

Theme Song By:
2Pac

Cast:
James Bond - Jack Dee
Pussy V Sore (Bond Girl) - Dawn French
Lord Coffee (Villain) - Phillip Schofield
Old Billy (Henchman) - Stephen Hawking
M - Daniel Radcliffe
Q - David Jason
Moneypenny - Missy Elliot

Plot:
Bond must stop Lord Coffee who is setting out to replace all brands of tea with all new brands of coffee, thus making the tea-lovers pissed off

Hardyboy

When I was in high school--long, long ago--I wrote a bunch of parodies of the Bond movies. The main thing I remember is that, instead of SPECTRE, my parody Bond character (called "James Bomb" or something Mad magazine-influenced) faced the evil Society of Horrible International Terrorists. Like I said, I was in high school. . .

chrisisall

Hardyboy wrote:

Society of Horrible International Terrorists.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )

*falls off chair*

GordoLeiter

Title : Retirement Is Not The Answer

Plot : James Bond, now 80 years old is enjoying life outside of M16 with his lovely wife Miss Moneypenny in the beautiful valleys of Wales. One night Bond gets a call from the current M of M16 and asks Bond to mentor a new recruit named Joe Fracture, agent 0094. Bond instantly tells the new M to go f**k himself and hangs up the phone. Out of anger M assigns Joe to kill James Bond and Moneypenny.

Cast :

James Bond - Leonard Nimoy
Moneypenny - Diane Keaton
Joe Fracture - Mark Ruffalo
M - Wesley Snipes

James Suzuki

TITLE: The Spy who revived me (2013)
James Bond has a heart attack at his retirement home him, M and Ms Moneypenny (all at the retirement home) suspect that the heartattack was caused on purpose by a man from Bond's past... Bond gets together with Moneypenny at the end.

James Bond- Roger Moore
Moneypenny- Maggie Smith
M- Sean Connery