What's happened today that made you chuckle?

minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
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We've all got our grumbles, hence the rant box thread, but what about the things in life that make us chuckle?

Post your simple moments of comedy here and spread a little joy!

Mine would be overhearing the neighbour to their kid;

"How many times do I have to tell you?! STOP PUTTING PENS UP YOUR BROTHER'S NOSE!!"

:))
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,486MI6 Agent
    Sorry minigeff, we don't chuckle much on this board. :#
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Sorry minigeff, we don't chuckle much on this board. :#

    thank god for that, i thought i was going mad :))
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    that:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    I must get one. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,430MI6 Agent
    A pupil tried to translate støvsuger (vacuum cleaner) too directly from Norwegian too English and said "dust sucker" :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    = Kathie Price?
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    A pupil tried to translate støvsuger (vacuum cleaner) too directly from Norwegian too English and said "dust sucker" :D

    :))
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • Ens007Ens007 EnglandPosts: 863MI6 Agent
    A customer who owes me nigh on £8000 has kindly offered to pay off his debt at £100 / month, despite owning half of Cyprus and a 6 bedroom Town House in the centre of town here. Nearly laughed my c0ck off! :#
  • Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
    A young Army vet came into my office this afternoon wearing a Che Guevarra t-shirt. I asked him if he knew who Che was? Not a clue.....so I educated him.

    I swear they're not teaching grammar, civics, geography, or history anymore.
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Seeing the fox hunting topic raised by SMan.... :))

    If there was ever a topic to encourage a heathly, friendly discussion on AJB.... NOT!
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  • scottmu65scottmu65 Carlisle, Cumbria, UKPosts: 402MI6 Agent
    Putting my extremely whiny 3 year old to bed last night:

    ME: Its time for bed now. Night Night.
    HIM: Don't say that dad!!!
    ME: Why not?
    HIM: 'Coz i want you to shut up...

    -_-
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  • DangerMouseDangerMouse Benfleet, EssexPosts: 235MI6 Agent
    Playing grandmother steps with one of my managers for some of last night.
  • Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
    This made me chuckle:
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    "I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
    'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Well, they say you are what you eat.... what a load of

    5DF391FA-A5AE-4E3D-8A89-57B65E54A0D2-31820-0000096D4956181E.jpg
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,486MI6 Agent
    Last night, astounding comeback by Arsenal, four goals down against Real Madrid and about to get knocked out of the Champions League. Commentators kept going on about Real's striker or manager, bloke called Redding, not being happy or something.

    Then I realised their comeback wasn't that astonishing, the teams playing were Ars(enal) and Rea(ding). 8-)
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Oh the irony....

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    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited June 2013
    :))

    This didn't make me chuckle, but I'm really proud of myself, I'm no expert
    with photoshop but recently a Bride asked me to remove two guests from a
    line up. Problem was they were not at the end of the line, so I told her I'd
    do my Best, and I've very pleased with it.



    Wedding_A.jpg
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :))

    This didn't make me chuckle, but I'm really proud of myself, I'm no expert
    with photoshop but recently a Bride asked me to remove two guests from a
    line up. Problem was they were not at the end of the line, so I told her I'd
    do my Best, and I've very pleased with it.


    Wedding.jpg

    That'll teach em for using fake tan!

    Nice work TP! Now for your next challenge. In the picture below, you might notice a small boat ruining the view. Your job is to remove the boat completely or replace it with something more appealing.

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    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    nothing. I work retail...


    kidding.

    not...

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    Hey! Observer! You trying to get yourself Killed?

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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,486MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :))

    This didn't make me chuckle, but I'm really proud of myself, I'm no expert
    with photoshop but recently a Bride asked me to remove two guests from a
    line up. Problem was they were not at the end of the line, so I told her I'd
    do my Best, and I've very pleased with it.

    Dunno, TP, should this be going online? Someone might get teed off, esp the excluded persons.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited June 2013
    :)) You have a point NP, but I don't think they were good friends.
    The only reason they had to be moved was they were in the wrong
    group. They're in plenty of others. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I thought the reason for their expulsion was the fake tan :))

    I'm guessing the one on the right used most of it up and the lass on the left only had enough to streak her pins? :o
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hey, ther's nothing wrong with the fake tan, When I get it done I keep three
    girls in work for a day. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I just use marmite, a lot cheaper, and some of us love the idea of being covered in it. others hate it.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I always thought the last smiley was a jet pack ( although I'd never seen it used) {
    Only just discovered it's the "cheers" {[] :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr BeechMr Beech Florida, USAPosts: 1,749MI6 Agent
    I stumbled upon some gifs of "Pretty Wild", the E! Network show that in part is the basis of Sofia Coppola's new film "The Bling Ring".

    The show is like an SNL parody of a reality show. It has some unforgettable unintentionally funny moments. The nine episode series is on Netflix (USA) for those who are interested in a little more backstory behind Emma Watson's character in Coppola's new film.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    It's childish I know......


    Cocknose monkey
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    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2349575/Tron-like-Lamborghini-glows-dark-seized-Qatari-driver-pulled-driving-licence.html

    8-)
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