What has happened to poor old AJB?

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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,844MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Asp9mm wrote:
    Sorry.... Bondtots has a mole in his garden and for the last five years he has been obsessing with destroying said insectivorous mammal. Fortunately, despite the best laid plans of Wile- E - Bondtots- Coyote, the mole has thrived and set up home. Well, I say home, but it's more like a mall, fairground and luxury mansion set underground.

    The reference to the knife is my own at www.devalbushcrafter.co.uk

    Now if you haven't been around for the last eight years to keep up on events, you can hardly moan about not understanding references to posts made within that time frame. So, grab yourself some Red Bull and read everything you've missed. It's fun.... well... it's reading. Watch out though, sometimes we use big words.

    Dear god!

    Another moron flogging his webpage in his postings. Did not know that you fell so deep - anyhow.

    Says you, whose username is also the name of your site, plus bondtoys.de is hyperlinked in your signature. You couldn't write it. You really couldn't. 8-)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,746Chief of Staff
    Silhouette Man wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Asp9mm wrote:
    Sorry.... Bondtots has a mole in his garden and for the last five years he has been obsessing with destroying said insectivorous mammal. Fortunately, despite the best laid plans of Wile- E - Bondtots- Coyote, the mole has thrived and set up home. Well, I say home, but it's more like a mall, fairground and luxury mansion set underground.

    The reference to the knife is my own at www.devalbushcrafter.co.uk

    Now if you haven't been around for the last eight years to keep up on events, you can hardly moan about not understanding references to posts made within that time frame. So, grab yourself some Red Bull and read everything you've missed. It's fun.... well... it's reading. Watch out though, sometimes we use big words.

    Dear god!

    Another moron flogging his webpage in his postings. Did not know that you fell so deep - anyhow.

    Says you, whose username is also the name of your site, plus bondtoys.de is hyperlinked in your signature. You couldn't write it. You really couldn't. 8-)

    Enough. Last warning.
    YNWA 97
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Asp, I know that you are gonna like that:

    The last mole I could scare away by putting an empty winebottle into his center hill.

    I did the same with the recent one, but that little bastard just enlarged the hill around the bottle. He seems to enjoy the noise!

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    remark: I have no idea, why the image is automatically turned. Must be the forum software

    Brilliant, the arch nemesis of the mole... the wine bottle. I'm sure it was terrified :)) :)) :)) :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
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    Mr Silhouette's passport photo was once again declined for "not meeting goverment requirements"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    It's a downright disgrace that anyone is allowed to hotlink in their signatures so blatantly. At least mine is subtle B-)
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    As it would be anything from you :v
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    still under infiltration:

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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    still under infiltration:
    Silly silly Deutsch mann. Aufwachsen.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited March 2013
    Well, you should improve your crap german significantly before mocking on my english :D
    Not one single word (and you only had 3) has been remotely correct!
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,844MI6 Agent
    Germania et Japone. How's that for some Italian?! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Well, you should improve your crap german significantly before mocking on my english :D
    Not one single word (and you only had 3) has been remotely correct!
    Now you know how I feel when listening to your opinions. :)) :)) :)) :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,844MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm wrote:
    It's a downright disgrace that anyone is allowed to hotlink in their signatures so blatantly. At least mine is subtle B-)

    Yes, indeed. As subtle as a train wreck. 8-)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    This thread should be re-named "The Fight Club" hahahahahaha!! :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,844MI6 Agent
    You do jest. Fights? Nah, only mild disagreements, I'd say! :)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Silhouette Man wrote:
    You do jest. Fights? Nah, only mild disagreements, I'd say! :)
    "The Mild Disagreement Club"?
    Lacks punch, don't you think? :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,844MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Silhouette Man wrote:
    You do jest. Fights? Nah, only mild disagreements, I'd say! :)
    "The Mild Disagreement Club"?
    Lacks punch, don't you think? :))

    Ha! Ha! I see what you did there with "punch"! :)) Good one!
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Silhouette Man wrote:
    Ha! Ha! I see what you did there with "punch"! :)) Good one!
    AND, I was quoting Elliot Carver as well! :007)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Silhouette Man wrote:
    Asp9mm wrote:
    It's a downright disgrace that anyone is allowed to hotlink in their signatures so blatantly. At least mine is subtle B-)

    Yes, indeed. As subtle as a train wreck. 8-)

    Hehe, yeah, but I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear the Gardner page will soon be completed.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,844MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm wrote:
    Silhouette Man wrote:
    Asp9mm wrote:
    It's a downright disgrace that anyone is allowed to hotlink in their signatures so blatantly. At least mine is subtle B-)

    Yes, indeed. As subtle as a train wreck. 8-)

    Hehe, yeah, but I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear the Gardner page will soon be completed.

    Yes, joking aside, I did visit your website. As a Gardnerologist ( :) ) I'll be very interested in what you come up with on the role of the ASP 9mm. :)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,844MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Silhouette Man wrote:
    Ha! Ha! I see what you did there with "punch"! :)) Good one!
    AND, I was quoting Elliot Carver as well! :007)

    Oh, yes. So you were! Must rewatch TND! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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