The AJB Advice Thread

chrisisall

Hey guys, I need some help here.
The other night I'm in this place basically copying some data onto a flash drive when suddenly the door to the office opens and a rather nasty looking man flips on the lights. He says something (I don't speak whatever dialect he was using) so I slap off the green eye with one hand & draw with the other. Before he can raise his AK, I shoot, but the friggin' suppressor flies off & beans him in the head. Okay, he's down, but the threads on my gun are all messed up & my wrist hurts. I *KNOW* I screwed it on correctly on the plane, and no, it didn't get banged into any tree limbs or anything on the way down. Anyone got any ideas what was up there? ?:)

- Surprised in Sirjan

minigeff

There's only one response to the above post;

http://youtu.be/vhe3vSe-mmw

chrisisall

Oh, most members here aren't, I mean... don't work in some capacity for...

I just assumed...

Sorry. Nevermind.

chrisisall

My sense of humour is clearly singular...

minigeff

chrisisall wrote:

My sense of humour is clearly singular...

sorry oooold buddy, but i really am missing something here. i think ya an ok guy, and the star trek phaser is brilliant by the way, i'm just not getting this thread at all though.

chrisisall

What if real secret agents posted stuff online as casually as we talk about our own day to day problems & movie stuff... and one of US was one, posting on a JB website....oh well, it seemed a funny idea at the beginning... 8-)

Sir Miles

Now you've explained the topic I understand what you were after...but it wasn't clear in the first instance I just thought you had 'lost it' )

chrisisall

Sir Miles wrote:

I just thought you had 'lost it' )

I kept expecting someone to reply with further fictional outlandishness... but I guess people steer clear of folk they fear are insane... )

Sir Miles

chrisisall wrote:

Sir Miles wrote:

I just thought you had 'lost it' )

I kept expecting someone to reply with further fictional outlandishness... but I guess people steer clear of folk they fear are insane... )

They do....that's why I'm alone here too

chrisisall

We are alone together.