You know you're a Bond fan when, .....................

Ornithologist

when you know how Christmas trees are grown.

Thunderpussy

) -{

The Red Kind

Ornithologist wrote:

when you know how Christmas trees are grown.

..And when you know all the words to that song and sing it round the house at Christmastime

Charmed & Dangerous

) ) so true! -{

Loeffelholz

...When your initial response to film critics is a reflexive distrust :v

Willard Whyte

When you go into a chippy and want the Vinegar shaken not stirred. :007)

Thunderpussy

) ) )

Barbel

;% guilty as charged.

Thunderpussy

Or when eating a couple of scotch eggs, you imagine a laser
cutting towards them ! ...... or is that just me.

Barbel

I think you've made your point, TP, thank you for the demonstration!

DaltonFan1

you take tremendous satisfaction in Timothy Dalton occasionally receiving long-overdue praise

Thunderpussy

{[] Doesn't happen often enough !

TheWorldIsEnough

When your lover asks you to put on some romantic music and you pull out the Die Another Day soundtrack.

TheWorldIsEnough

When you have a poster of Judi Dench on your bedroom wall.

TheWorldIsEnough

When you convince yourself that Denise Richards really could be a nuclear scientist.

James Suzuki

... When you think that you have perfected the suave Bond "swagger walk" with one hand in pocket, while in public

TheWorldIsEnough

When you are banned from art museums because you keep decapitating statues with your hat.

TheWorldIsEnough

When you get nervous when a coworker clicks his pen three times.

TheWorldIsEnough

When you are taking a bath, you re-enact the second hour of Thunderball.

James Suzuki

TheWorldIsEnough wrote:

When you get nervous when a coworker clicks his pen three times.

Or you click your pen three times. Wondering if anyone gets the reference! -{

TheWorldIsEnough

Another one from GoldenEye....

When you insult people by calling them 'slug head'.

TheWorldIsEnough

Thunderpussy wrote:

You keep trying to come up with titles for future Bond adventures, My
latest is. Half to Death. )

Or you try to make parody titles
Never Eat Burritos Again
Dye Another Egg
The Man With The Irritable Bowel

Charmed & Dangerous

Thunderpussy wrote:

Or when eating a couple of scotch eggs, you imagine a laser
cutting towards them ! ...... or is that just me.

) ) ) pmsl!

Robbo88

James Suzuki wrote:

... When you think that you have perfected the suave Bond "swagger walk" with one hand in pocket, while in public

I do this haha. Thought it was just me ).

Agent Purple

You quote Bond one-liners/puns often, and try to sound as cool as the Bond(s) who said them.

Dutchfinger

When you finish an assigment or something important on the computer and you go: YES! I AM INVINCEABLE!

Silhouette Man

Dutchfinger wrote:

When you finish an assigment or something important on the computer and you go: YES! I AM INVINCEABLE!

) Brilliant, though I'm never that sure of myself!

Thunderpussy

When watching the Chancellor leaving the Treasury, all you can think is ...
.. That's the circular courtyard Bond walked across in Spectre.

zaphod99

When on the way to the car park having just seen the new movie you are already forensicly dissecting it and lamenting the 3 year wait for the next one :007)

TheWorldIsEnough

........When you listen to a James Bond soundtrack on the way to the grocery store and pretend that if you don't get there in the next five minutes... someone. will. DIE!!