You know you're a Bond fan when, .....................

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  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 585MI6 Agent
    when you know how Christmas trees are grown.
    "I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman. "
    "- That is something to be afraid of."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,334MI6 Agent
    Ornithologist wrote:
    when you know how Christmas trees are grown.

    ..And when you know all the words to that song and sing it round the house at Christmastime :D
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) so true! -{
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    ...When your initial response to film critics is a reflexive distrust :v
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    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
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  • Willard WhyteWillard Whyte Posts: 166MI6 Agent
    When you go into a chippy and want the Vinegar shaken not stirred. :007)
    I smell a rat
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff
    ;% guilty as charged.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Or when eating a couple of scotch eggs, you imagine a laser
    cutting towards them ! ...... or is that just me. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,806Chief of Staff
    I think you've made your point, TP, thank you for the demonstration!
  • DaltonFan1DaltonFan1 The West of IrelandPosts: 503MI6 Agent
    you take tremendous satisfaction in Timothy Dalton occasionally receiving long-overdue praise
    “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Jung
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    {[] Doesn't happen often enough !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    When your lover asks you to put on some romantic music and you pull out the Die Another Day soundtrack.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    When you have a poster of Judi Dench on your bedroom wall.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    When you convince yourself that Denise Richards really could be a nuclear scientist.
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    ... When you think that you have perfected the suave Bond "swagger walk" with one hand in pocket, while in public
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    When you are banned from art museums because you keep decapitating statues with your hat.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    When you get nervous when a coworker clicks his pen three times.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    When you are taking a bath, you re-enact the second hour of Thunderball.
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    TheWorldIsEnough wrote:
    When you get nervous when a coworker clicks his pen three times.
    Or you click your pen three times. Wondering if anyone gets the reference! -{
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Another one from GoldenEye....

    When you insult people by calling them 'slug head'.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    You keep trying to come up with titles for future Bond adventures, My
    latest is. Half to Death. :))

    Or you try to make parody titles
    Never Eat Burritos Again
    Dye Another Egg
    The Man With The Irritable Bowel
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Or when eating a couple of scotch eggs, you imagine a laser
    cutting towards them ! ...... or is that just me. :D

    :)) :)) :)) pmsl!
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Robbo88Robbo88 Newcastle, England.Posts: 253MI6 Agent
    James Suzuki wrote:
    ... When you think that you have perfected the suave Bond "swagger walk" with one hand in pocket, while in public

    I do this haha. Thought it was just me :)).
    "Sic Parvis Magna"
    "Greatness From Small Beginnings."
  • Agent PurpleAgent Purple Posts: 857MI6 Agent
    You quote Bond one-liners/puns often, and try to sound as cool as the Bond(s) who said them.
    "Hostile takeovers. Shall we?"
    New 2020 ranking (for now DAF and FYEO keep their previous placements)
    1. TLD 2. TND 3. GF 4. TSWLM 5. TWINE 6. OHMSS 7. LtK 8. TMWTGG 9. L&LD 10. YOLT 11. DAD 12. QoS 13. DN 14. GE 15. SF 16. OP 17. MR 18. AVTAK 19. TB 20. FRWL 21. CR 22. FYEO 23. DAF (SP to be included later)
    Bond actors to be re-ranked later
  • DutchfingerDutchfinger Holland With LovePosts: 1,240MI6 Agent
    When you finish an assigment or something important on the computer and you go: YES! I AM INVINCEABLE! :D
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,840MI6 Agent
    Dutchfinger wrote:
    When you finish an assigment or something important on the computer and you go: YES! I AM INVINCEABLE! :D

    :)) Brilliant, though I'm never that sure of myself!
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    When watching the Chancellor leaving the Treasury, all you can think is ...
    .. That's the circular courtyard Bond walked across in Spectre. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • zaphod99zaphod99 Posts: 1,415MI6 Agent
    When on the way to the car park having just seen the new movie you are already forensicly dissecting it and lamenting the 3 year wait for the next one :007)
    Of that of which we cannot speak we must pass over in silence- Ludwig Wittgenstein.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ........When you listen to a James Bond soundtrack on the way to the grocery store and pretend that if you don't get there in the next five minutes... someone. will. DIE!!
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