You know you're a Bond fan when, .....................

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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    TheWorldIsEnough wrote:
    ........When you listen to a James Bond soundtrack on the way to the grocery store and pretend that if you don't get there in the next five minutes... someone. will. DIE!!
    :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Yes, I've done that !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited December 2015
    You know your a Bond fan, if not a Bond God when you have
    Absolutely,wizz bang, top class ideas like this ........

    A henchman with an artificial hand, which he can detatch. Then via WiFi
    He can control his hand, moving like a spider. Through air vents etc. To
    Kill and observe. -{ with a camera built into the wrist, for viewing with
    his mobile phone ( there'd be an app )
    So he could watch while choking someone, could have a line like him
    Being asked if he'd killed the lady already, to which he could reply...
    ... " I've got it in Hand!" :D

    Or, you know when your a Bond fan, when you spend time thinking up
    stuff like this. A modern twist on " The beast with five fingers" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    .....when all your passwords are 'Vesper'.
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    When you lisp every word beginning with S.
    Tomato Shauce.
    Drawn Out Dad.
    Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
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  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ....when you refuse to leave your seat in the movie theatre until you see the words 'James Bond will return" after the ending credits.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    ...when you take your Son to the oculist for new specs & think you see the name of a Bond movie backwards on the window from inside the shop and it's really merely the word 'spectral'. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    If I were an eye doctor I'd name my business "For Your Eyes Only".
  • DutchfingerDutchfinger Holland With LovePosts: 1,240MI6 Agent
    TheWorldIsEnough wrote:
    If I were an eye doctor I'd name my business "For Your Eyes Only".

    Brilliant! Almost makes me want to make a career change! :))
    Better known as DutchBondFan on YouTube. My 007 movie reviews: Recapping 007
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You could open a cattery called " Pussies Galore " :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    When your getting dressed to go out and you think ,hmmm what do I wear
    CR Venice ,QOS cardigan out fit, Skyfall lodge outfit, ect ect
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You're an even bigger Bond fan when you're getting dressed to go out and think,
    Hmmm, Goldfinger Terry Towel romper suit, TMWTGG safari suit, Goldfinger seagull snorkel...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    When you're grocery shopping with your wife and say "I've heard the price of eggs was going up..but isn't this a little high?"

    When you see Christoph Waltz doing an advert on TV and yell "It's Blofeld!"

    When you see a piece of thread, you think of the acronym TWINE
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    You could open a cattery called " Pussies Galore " :D

    oh my! :D

    I'm not British... Is a cattery a whorehouse, or just a place with a lot of cats?

    :)) :)) :))
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    You're an even bigger Bond fan when you're getting dressed to go out and think,
    Hmmm, Goldfinger Terry Towel romper suit, TMWTGG safari suit, Goldfinger seagull snorkel...

    Anyone who can rock a Terry Towel romper is a top notch bad azz.
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Dutchfinger wrote:
    TheWorldIsEnough wrote:
    If I were an eye doctor I'd name my business "For Your Eyes Only".

    Brilliant! Almost makes me want to make a career change! :))

    GoldenEye works, too!!!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... you make a point of looking up the years of films you're watching to
    compare them to the Bond film of that year. Today I watched The Omega
    Man from 1971, and my first thought was the year of DAF. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    ...... you make a point of looking up the years of films you're watching to
    compare them to the Bond film of that year. Today I watched The Omega
    Man from 1971, and my first thought was the year of DAF. ;)
    "Don't screw up. I know how to roll, but it's hard on the elbows. And if you just have to play James Bond, I'll bust your ass."
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You know you're a Bond fan ........

    when watching on old episode of Blakes 7, you recognise his voice but not his face. So you
    get on to google to try and find a cast list for the episode, then go to IMDB to see what else he'd
    done. Only to discover the reason I knew his voice was because he did the voice for Sir Robert King. :))
    ( Andrew Burt )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    When you have a PPK bb gun addiction....

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    I got it bad.... :#
    :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    You know you're a Bond fan ........

    when watching on old episode of Blakes 7, you recognise his voice but not his face. So you
    get on to google to try and find a cast list for the episode, then go to IMDB to see what else he'd
    done. Only to discover the reason I knew his voice was because he did the voice for Sir Robert King. :))
    ( Andrew Burt )

    I had a similar experience while watching a 1999 film called Lighthouse (not well known), and I recognised a beedy-eyed guy. Wondered where I'd seen him before - turns out he played a very small role in FYEO (Bunky)
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    When watching the aerial shots of our new PM Theresa May, as her car passes Admiralty Arch.
    I'm pointing out the Hildebrand safe house from Spectre ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You know you're a Bond fan when.... and this happened to me yesterday...

    You're in the Gents, it's entirely tiled in white tiles, there a small sink and a couple of cubicles, and you notice a guy with dark curly hair walk in as you're washing your hands... and you start wondering if you're going to have to fight him :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I'm so glad you ended with " fight him" as with my mind I pictured a very different ending ......
    .........
    In that I thought you were going to re-enact the CR gun barrel. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • McmadnessMcmadness Posts: 26MI6 Agent
    When I can't stop using bond one-liners in conversations
    Thank you for taking the time to read this sig. This sig loves you.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    When I got my marks in Math, my teacher failed to take into account my...hidden assets.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • bainesy1usbainesy1us Posts: 43MI6 Agent
    LastRatStanding wrote:
    When you look at the line of DVD's deciding which one to watch and think "Hmm I've watched that one really recently" for every single one and then think "May as well watch them all again then".

    Definitely that one. So hard to chose these days.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    When driving today, I noticed behind me an Alfa Romeo ......... And Immediately thought of
    The QOS car chase ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I always think of that too when I see an Alfa in the rear view mirror! Did you try to knock it over the side of a big ditch? :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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