You know you're a Bond fan when, .....................

Higgins

... they don't allow you to reply to 007 questions anymore.

For Quantum, they made a little quiz at the local cinema asking some 007 trivia to the audience prior to the movie.
After winning the first 4 free tickets, I was not allowed to give further replies

Thunderpussy

when ..........................

You forget your Bond collection has several Magazines with naked Bond Ladies in them
When you are showing your collection to a new Girlfriend. ;%

Higgins

Haha, I had a similar experience.

I have the OHMSS Playboy and an elder friend of mine got overly excited about it mentioning that "these are boobs from my youth"

chrisisall

That's funny, Bondtoys! )

chrisisall

.... you'll see a new Bond movie no matter what!

From The New York Times May 23, 2032

.....Looking back on all the actors that played the famous thrill seeking secret agent one finds that the role was mostly played with style & panache (with of course the notable exceptions of Sean "slap her" Connery & Timothy "Hamlet" Dalton), though none before have ever reached the pinnacle of Bondian and thespian success that Justin Bieber has in only two movies as the superspy! "I knew I could do it." said Beiber at today's opening of his latest 007 adventure, "Kill Another Week."

barlowdjb

you know your a bond fan when you introduce as bond....james bond but using your own name ! )

Charmed & Dangerous

You say every line from a Bond film just a second or two ahead of the line being delivered onscreen.. In exactly the same tone of voice... Much to the furious annoyance of your wife

chrisisall

Or your Son... )

Peppermill

Or your girlfriend

Thunderpussy

Come on now, We all Love our own Comentaries )

James Suzuki

Rent library books on Bond that you already own to see if the librarian who issues it to you says something like ,"So you a Bond fan..."

You mention that you like Bond in the first 30 secs in meeting someone for the first time

You wish your name was actually James Bond

You (as a joke) say your name is Timothy Dalton to see if they realise what the name is from.

You desperatly want to wear a tux for your school ball even if you look like a tosser

You are very tempted to walk up to a bartender and ask for a Vodka Martini shaken not stirred just to look cool.

zaphod

James Suzuki wrote:

Rent library books on Bond that you already own to see if the librarian who issues it to you says something like ,"So you a Bond fan..."

You mention that you like Bond in the first 30 secs in meeting someone for the first time

You wish your name was actually James Bond

You (as a joke) say your name is Timothy Dalton to see if they realise what the name is from.

You desperatly want to wear a tux for your school ball even if you look like a tosser

You are very tempted to walk up to a bartender and ask for a Vodka Martini shaken not stirred just to look cool.

No I think it's just you mate

LoGabrielle

Your friend gets you a necklace that says Lucky7 on it because it reminded her of James Bond and she knows how much you love James Bond. And you ask Tesco for the Skyfall cardboard cut out....

Charmed & Dangerous

James Suzuki wrote:

You (as a joke) say your name is Timothy Dalton to see if they realise what the name is from. .

As a joke? As opposed to... For real?

Silhouette Man

....you buy all the newspapers covcering Skyfall etc. )

Kent007

... When you respond to YOLO with "No, YOLT and twice is the only way to live" )

always shaken

When your sitting in a hotel bar, and a total stranger comes up to you and says,
ooh ,i hope you dont mind ,but where did you get your Bond cardigan from?

Firemass

When you re-watch Spice World and Cannonball Run just to see Roger Moore.

boundlessrogue

You know you're a Bond fan when...

1) ...you don't stir drinks. You shake them. Even iced tea.
2) ...you introduce yourself last name first, followed by your first and last name.
3) ...you slip into a Sean Connery voice when drunk.
4) ...you still hold out hope of meeting a woman named after something sexual.
5) ...you play the theme song on you car stereo at full volume while weaving in and out of traffic.
6) ...every time you've worn a tux you spent extensive periods of time posing in front of a mirror pantomiming holding a PPK.
7) ...you've never seen a Jason Bourne movie. Because, seriously. F--- that guy.

superdaddy

Thunderpussy wrote:

when ..........................

You forget your Bond collection has several Magazines with naked Bond Ladies in them
When you are showing your collection to a new Girlfriend. ;%

Or when the wife catches you showing them to a new girlfriend )

NeverSayDie

When you spend three months of your life directing, producing, location scouting, casting and prop hunting for this. My 007 inspired labour of love: http://youtu.be/WU5M8hC_TvE

Also when you spend you evenings making Bond paper props such as the 'For Your Eyes Only' mission folder: http://instagr.am/p/VsC2rvEF_H/

Thunderpussy

Nice to hear from you again superdaddy. -{

LoGabrielle

You can recite words for word the Ultimate Edition ad onnthe digitally remastered Bond DVDs

LoGabrielle

You can recite wordsfor word the Ultimate Edition ad on the digitally remastered Bond DVDs

James Suzuki

LoGabrielle wrote:

You can recite words for word the Ultimate Edition ad onnthe digitally remastered Bond DVDs

"Get ready for a revolution in the DVD expierence....all twenty bond films, in all new collector sets..." ) )

LoGabrielle

James Suzuki wrote:

LoGabrielle wrote:

You can recite words for word the Ultimate Edition ad onnthe digitally remastered Bond DVDs

"Get ready for a revolution in the DVD expierence....all twenty bond films, in all new collector sets..." ) )

Yeah! And the funny thing is I could skip it but watch it every single time

chrisisall

LoGabrielle wrote:

Yeah! And the funny thing is I could skip it but watch it every single time

LOL, yeah, a nicely put together collection of moments.

Nick37

When your fiance' refers to your Sideshow collectibles James Bonds as dolls, and you indignantly reply, "COLLECTIBLE FIGURINES" and she offers to buy you an ice cream cone.

Distorted Humor

When you want to skip out of your daughters cheerleading event since there a Bond Marathon on TBS (American Beauty reference)

Charmed & Dangerous

When you sit on a train on the way into work, uploading comments to Ajb007, kinda in the hope that some Bond girl-type hottie sitting next to you will notice, say something like "I admire your posts, Mr.... " to which you reply "The name's......" )