What are you lot wittering on about? Dalton hardly ever got laid in his films.
No one really believes he copped off with that girl in the boat in the pts of TLD. Two minutes of the Welsh windbag waffling on about the history of Gibraltar and Britain's territorial rights and she'd be back to her Duran Duran albums.
Never gets his shirt off in that film
You see why in the next film, lordy, someone get him a gym membership and a sun lamp. Again, jumps into a swimming pool in his tux for final scene. No bloke ever got laid doing that, unless it was George Osborne at the Oxford ball, and his victim was an inebriated Michael Gove.
Sorry all but I think that's the real reason I can't warm 100% to Dalton.
All the others have a sexual magnetism that's partly down to confidence but mostly down to the fact they look like they love women and would rather be 'in the sack' than anywhere else. I just didn't get that feeling with Dalton...
When someone suggests Daniel Radcliffe as a possible next James Bond and, against your better judgement, you just have to bite and compose a sarcastic reply... ;%
When someone suggests Daniel Radcliffe as a possible next James Bond and, against your better judgement, you just have to bite and compose a sarcastic reply... ;%
When you play the Thunderball Lottery in the UK every week just because it's called 'Thunderball' and always choose the number 4 as the Thunderball because it was the 4th Bond film -{
Or you're chuffed to see that your car pedals look the same
as the ones in Bonds QOS aston martin, ) Infact I use
"Autoglym " products to clean and wax my car as they are
used By Aston Martin,
So with the Products and pedals,I'm getting closer to an
Aston Martin every year. )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Your friends tell you to come round to watch a film half an hour later than the time they get there, because you won't shut up in your desperation to watch a bond film and veto every other film bringing up a petty favour you did for them 5 years ago, so they pick Mean Girls instead.
You Have ordered Software to copy your Bond DVD's ( Legally ) ( Thanks to all who offered advise, especially Strangeways -{ )
And intend to Buy a 10" Tablet to keep them all on, along with starting to
download all The Bond Books. So I'll have all My Bond Books and Films in
One place. AJB007 will be the Only Web page I'll use on it as well. )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
When you watch Cars 2 with your son because it LOOSELY based on a Bond Spy Character car!
or
When you plan vacations around bond filming locations
or
When you watch at least 1 bond film a week
or
When you own multiple Bond artifacts
or
...
Tied 1st: CR & SF, 3rd: DAD
"How did he die" "Your contact, not well" ~ DC in CR
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All the others have a sexual magnetism that's partly down to confidence but mostly down to the fact they look like they love women and would rather be 'in the sack' than anywhere else. I just didn't get that feeling with Dalton...
I am giving out free membership cards for the Dalton Misty Eyed Fan Club and offer Nap to be my VP next to Sir Miles
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
If you don't like it, go to the several Dalton fanboy threads that chris and nick recently opened
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
During a pub quiz, when the question is Bond-related, all eyes automatically turn to you...
(The actual question was "Who sang YOLT? Shirley Bassey, Nancy Sinatra, or Sheena Easton")
as well as some online ones. )
Question now is when did it happen and why? I will ask my shrink tomorrow B-)
Cheers
Answer B Nancy Sinatra!
as the ones in Bonds QOS aston martin, ) Infact I use
"Autoglym " products to clean and wax my car as they are
used By Aston Martin,
So with the Products and pedals,I'm getting closer to an
Aston Martin every year. )
( Thanks to all who offered advise, especially Strangeways -{ )
And intend to Buy a 10" Tablet to keep them all on, along with starting to
download all The Bond Books. So I'll have all My Bond Books and Films in
One place. AJB007 will be the Only Web page I'll use on it as well. )
M: "Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors . . . the list is endless."
I tend to find them in the gaffes I've stayed in....
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Lazenby said that to Manuel in OHMSS
" I don't listen to hip hop!"
I saw that too...glad it just wasn't me that rattled them off )
Missed it, Hopefully it's on the i-player.
or
When you plan vacations around bond filming locations
or
When you watch at least 1 bond film a week
or
When you own multiple Bond artifacts
or
...
"How did he die" "Your contact, not well" ~ DC in CR
If only my family would go to Nassau... :007)
1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. Skyfall 4. OHMSS 5. TWINE