You know you're a Bond fan when, .....................

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  • eric7064eric7064 USAPosts: 344MI6 Agent
    I can understand that deep " Fandom" eric7964 -{ .
    I even posted recently that perhaps people should try and remember
    that you may not like a certain actor, but to the person you're talking to
    He may be a childhood hero. So perhaps hold back on some of the nastier
    comments.
    By the way Eric you might like to introduce yourself here.
    http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/758373/#p758373
    and welcome to AJB. {[]

    That's exactly how it is honestly. I feel many are the same towards there bond growing up. And sweet will do!
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    ...... I am getting to know the new bloke at work and find out he can't stand the Bond films and feel sorry for him.
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    His loss, obviously he has no taste! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    Those were my thoughts exactly TP -{
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    You know your a bond fan when you have a dream that one of your old school friends played bond during the early 90's (during the 6-year hiatus)
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Passing by a couple of old ladies, one said ..
    " Let, that man past" but from watching so many Bond
    Casino scenes, to me it sounded like " Le man passe"
    ( I've probably spelt that wrong ) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    His loss, obviously he has no taste! :D

    If he'd be working for me he wouldn't have a job either :))
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    " It's nothing personal, Just .... Business " :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    You've watched the Goldeneye gunbarrel 50 times straight.
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    You've watched the Goldeneye gunbarrel 50 times straight.

    You must be a true Bond fan when you've watched the one with the worst music so many times! I've watched the Octopussy gunbarrel hundreds of times!
    Visit my blog, Bond Suits
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    You HAVE to make a Vesper when you watch CR (and you have the ingredients at hand at all times ;) )

    You literally have to put your hand over your mouth, whenever you watch CR or QoS with other people. (To stop yourself from saying the script out loud)

    You are always referred to/tagged on Facebook with anything Bond related!
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... When you're driving along (this happened to me this morning) and you see a black Alfa Romeo in your rear view mirror and you get this sudden urge to start driving like a lunatic... While simultaneously wondering how high your insurance premium would rise if you ripped a door off.... :o :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    When you proudly tell everyone about your amazing Bond car and are surprised when they don't like your yellow Citroën 2CV.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • sniperUKsniperUK UlsterPosts: 594MI6 Agent
    You know the registration of the Goldfinger helicopter without looking :s
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    Or when you use numbers from the Bond films as codes for security
    Alarms, pin numbers or as log in codes for web sites. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    :))
    Or when you use numbers from the Bond films as codes for security
    Alarms, pin numbers or as log in codes for web sites. ;)

    Ssssssshhhh! Don't tell anyone!
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    :))
    Or when you use numbers from the Bond films as codes for security
    Alarms, pin numbers or as log in codes for web sites. ;)

    Whenever I punch in a code it plays the theme from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
    Visit my blog, Bond Suits
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Do the lights come on to ? :D ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • EastTexasOO7FanEastTexasOO7Fan Posts: 6MI6 Agent
    This topic has been great therapy. I was sure some of these were my own derangements. It's comforting to see I hare the derangement with a few others, all of whom seem to be making it in the world. Thanks.

    I have a Bond film playlist edited to begin as I leave my driveway and end pulling into my parking space at work.

    I hum the Bond them silently walking from parking lot to building.

    I have owned and traded maybe a 100 PP and PPK Walthers. I am always on the lookout for another caliber .380 Walther.

    I'm certain my second wife will be Eva Green.
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,111MI6 Agent
    Every friday, you listen to a new episode of James Bond Radio.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    This topic has been great therapy. I was sure some of these were my own derangements. It's comforting to see I share the derangement with a few others...
    I'm certain my second wife will be Eva Green.
    :)) :)) :)) well those Walthers will certainly come in handy, then :D :o
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You're watching the apprentice, when they show the white cliffs, and
    the first thing to pop into your head is the novel Moonraker. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,334MI6 Agent
    You're watching the apprentice, when they show the white cliffs, and
    the first thing to pop into your head is the novel Moonraker. ;)

    +1 Class. Brilliant book {[]
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Agent LeeAgent Lee Posts: 254MI6 Agent
    When you relay to your wife a discussion you've been involved in on ajb, and mid-sentence you realize how insane you sound to her.
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  • DevereauxDevereaux EnglandPosts: 35MI6 Agent
    Agent Lee wrote:
    When you relay to your wife a discussion you've been involved in on ajb, and mid-sentence you realize how insane you sound to her.

    +1... :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think we've all received the " Rolling eyes" 8-) from our partners or wife etc. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Robbo88Robbo88 Newcastle, England.Posts: 253MI6 Agent
    When someone praises you at work for a job you've done well, or asks you to do something.

    I reply with the Brosnan one liner from Goldeneye; "We aim to please."
    "Sic Parvis Magna"
    "Greatness From Small Beginnings."
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    You have watched YOLT so many times that you notice silly little things like when Aki picks up Bond from the sumo wrestling to take him to see Henderson her car goes from right hand drive to left hand drive. Jeez I have watched these films a lot.
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
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