Will there ever be any real nudity in the James Bond films?

perdogg

Come on, I know you all have been saying "Gee I wish I could see Severine or Strawberry Fields naughty bits".

The question is will we ever see any real nudity in the films?

Thunderpussy

It keeps being promised, I seem to remember DAD was to have a nude scene
and wasn't Skyfall to have one ?
All good publicity, Although I doubt it will ever happen. If you want to see some
Bond ladies in the Nuddy, There are many magazines with Pics. ( I only have
a few in my Bond collection for refrence purposes )

minigeff

Trouble with a full on nork fest is that while great stuff for us older fans, it would mean the film classification rating goes up, thus banning little jonny from seeing it, and little jonny and his ma n pa taking him mean bums on seats and increased ticket sales equalling in more coin for Babs et co.

Besides, I prefer to watch out for the inadvertent bit of nip slip, like solitaire in LALD, it's like a grown up version of 'where's wally?'

The Domino Effect

minigeff wrote:

Besides, I prefer to watch out for the inadvertent bit of nip slip, like solitaire in LALD, it's like a grown up version of 'where's wally?'

Agree entirely. I can find anyone naked on the t'interweb if I am so inclined (or so I have been told by friends...not that I've ever tried, nope, not ever...never...nope) so a little bit of lace and mystery in Bond is a good thing. Now...there was that one in DAF and maybe OHMSS...or so I've been told...

Richard--W

Female nudity is exactly what the Bond films need to get back on track.

Now that women's activist groups have gotten topless nudity legalized in 28 states

http://gotopless.org

http://gotopless.org/topless-laws

one sees female nudity in public places more than in the movies. And the movement is spreading, becoming widely accepted and practiced.

Nobody objects to a little female nudity, not even women, and certainly not the actresses. It's only the censor boards that live in a bubble.

minigeff

Richard--W wrote:

Female nudity is exactly what the Bond films need to get back on track.

Now that women's activist groups have gotten topless nudity legalized in 28 states

http://gotopless.org

http://gotopless.org/topless-laws

one sees female nudity in public places more than in the movies. And the movement is spreading, becoming widely accepted and practiced.

Nobody objects to a little female nudity, not even women, and certainly not the actresses. It's only the censor boards that live in a bubble.

Golly, seems you've forgotten all about the rest of the world there Jim-bob.

Loving the last sweeping statement where you've taken it upon yourself to become global spokesman for the world.

Thunderpussy

Richard--W wrote :

female nudity in public places more than in the movies. And the movement is spreading

An unfortunate choice of words. )

jeffch

Theres some brief nipple in DAF when Connery rips off the girls top and chokes her with it.

Richard--W

"He made love to her savagely" is the usual description in Fleming's novels. Fleming describes nudity and love-making without ever getting pornographic. The films should do exactly the same, or at least adopt a more sophisticated and grown-up attitude toward sex. That means allowing for mutual attraction among equals and abandoning the whole "her vs him" equation on which female-male interaction is played in the Dench-Craig films.

minigeff wrote:

Richard--W wrote:

Female nudity is exactly what the Bond films need to get back on track.

... Nobody objects to a little female nudity, not even women, and certainly not the actresses. It's only the censor boards that live in a bubble.

Golly, seems you've forgotten all about the rest of the world there Jim-bob.

Loving the last sweeping statement where you've taken it upon yourself to become global spokesman for the world.

You don't work much in the USA with writers and actors, do you?


Richard

minigeff

Richard--W wrote:

minigeff wrote:

Richard--W wrote:

Female nudity is exactly what the Bond films need to get back on track.

... Nobody objects to a little female nudity, not even women, and certainly not the actresses. It's only the censor boards that live in a bubble.

Golly, seems you've forgotten all about the rest of the world there Jim-bob.

Loving the last sweeping statement where you've taken it upon yourself to become global spokesman for the world.

You don't work much in the USA with writers and actors, do you?


Richard

being as I work in the UK and not in the film or TV industry, erm, no...... does this make me any lesser a person?

do you work in the USA with TV and film actors? do you? really? oh wow golly, my hero!! 8-)

Bleuville

minigeff wrote:

Trouble with a full on nork fest is that while great stuff for us older fans, it would mean the film classification rating goes up, thus banning little jonny from seeing it, and little jonny and his ma n pa taking him mean bums on seats and increased ticket sales equalling in more coin for Babs et co.

Besides, I prefer to watch out for the inadvertent bit of nip slip, like solitaire in LALD, it's like a grown up version of 'where's wally?'

On the OHMSS DVD when Hilly is with Ruby, if you freeze-frame there's a bit where the sheet slips to reveal
a glimpse of boob ,but it's only split second stuff.

In the 1960s and 70s the actresses for a new Bond film would appear in Playboy magazine but by the 1980s
they only posed in swimsuits. Ursula Andress and Lana Wood (Tiffany Case) being examples.

Bleuville.

minigeff

Bleuville wrote:

minigeff wrote:

Trouble with a full on nork fest is that while great stuff for us older fans, it would mean the film classification rating goes up, thus banning little jonny from seeing it, and little jonny and his ma n pa taking him mean bums on seats and increased ticket sales equalling in more coin for Babs et co.

Besides, I prefer to watch out for the inadvertent bit of nip slip, like solitaire in LALD, it's like a grown up version of 'where's wally?'

On the OHMSS DVD when Hilly is with Ruby, if you freeze-frame there's a bit where the sheet slips to reveal
a glimpse of boob ,but it's only split second stuff.

In the 1960s and 70s the actresses for a new Bond film would appear in Playboy magazine but by the 1980s
they only posed in swimsuits. Ursula Andress and Lana Wood (Tiffany Case) being examples.

Bleuville.

good times

FelixLeiter ♀

Bleuville wrote:

minigeff wrote:

Trouble with a full on nork fest is that while great stuff for us older fans, it would mean the film classification rating goes up, thus banning little jonny from seeing it, and little jonny and his ma n pa taking him mean bums on seats and increased ticket sales equalling in more coin for Babs et co.

Besides, I prefer to watch out for the inadvertent bit of nip slip, like solitaire in LALD, it's like a grown up version of 'where's wally?'

On the OHMSS DVD when Hilly is with Ruby, if you freeze-frame there's a bit where the sheet slips to reveal
a glimpse of boob ,but it's only split second stuff.

That is dedication to arts!

minigeff

There's a brief peek at solitaire's nip at the end of LALD on the train.

Wonder if felix has had a similar experience