What are your strange or funny memories of seeing Bond in the cinema?

chrisisall

As a kid, these were my strongest funny memories from the cinema:

DAF (11 years old)
@ Plenty slipping off her dress "Wow you can see her boobs-yikes my MOM is sitting RIGHT HERE!!"
@ Tiffany & James post shag "She just put that cigarette out on his chest- he's pretty tough."
@ Bond pretending to be kissing someone "That wouldn't work at school..."

LALD (13 years old)
@ Rosie kissing James "If she was Pam Grier this would be way cooler."
@ Kananga's demise "What-? Huh?"

DN, GF, TB, TMWTGG (14 years old)
@ Dent's demise "WOW he just shot that dead guy in the ass!"
@ Goldfinger's private plane shots "Man that is SO fake."
@ Bond slipping on the rooftop & dropping his gun "He REALLY needs shoes without a hard sole."
@ The fight scene outside Hai Fat's "The kung-fu in Men Of The Dragon* was better than this."

MR (19 years old)
@ The here's to us line "I'm ready to walk the **** right out. We should have just seen The Warriors again."

What are yours?


*Cheesy made-for-TV movie

AdamOmega

chrisisall wrote:

MR (19 years old)
@ The here's to us line "I'm ready to walk the **** right out. We should have just seen The Warriors again."

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AdamOmega

My memories are fuzzy, but something like this:

TWINE (9 years old)
@ Bond in the torture chair: "Holy f*** he's a dead man."

DAD (12 years old)
@ Bond para-skiing: "Just... what?"

CR (16 years old)
@ "Scratching my balls" line: "They pulled it off! They really pulled it off!"

QOS (18 years old)
@ Bond's Universal Exports card: "Robert Sterling? TSWLM reference."
@ Bond drops a guy off a roof: "Another TSWLM reference."
@ Elvis trips down stairs: "Worst henchman ever."
@ Bond and Camille walking though desert: "Another TSWLM reference."
@ Naked, dead Agent Fields covered in oil: "Goldfinger reference..."
@ Elvis blows up: "Worst henchman ever."

chrisisall

AdamOmega wrote:

TWINE (9 years old)
@ Bond in the torture chair: "Holy f*** he's a dead man."

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Hey wait! That movie's not appropriate for a 9 year old! X-(

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Dalkowski110

The banter between Dad and myself at each of the Bond movies is way more funny than anything I kept to myself.

GE: "Dad, wouldn't a tank's treads rip up the road even if it was going in a straight line?" Asked aloud. Dad whispered back to me that it had road tracks, which I was at the time unaware of.

TND: Dad's cussing at Dr. Kauffmann in German or alternately, following Dad's example, blurting out "Hell's James Bond!" as soon as we get a really good shot of him on the bike. It was the first...and only...MST3K-style one-liner I delivered that actually elicted laughter throughout the audience. In any film.

TWINE: Dad pointing out problem after problem with assuming Azerbaijan was exactly like Russia. And Kazakhstan being exactly like Russia, for that matter. On the other hand, I thought Sophie Marceau really was hot. "Well son, shows you're a man," says Dad, totally straight-faced.

DAD: As soon as we get to Havana, I start thinking "THIS is a Bond film!?" Dad turns to me shortly after Toby Stephens starts speaking Korean and says very quietly "You know, it's like a train wreck. You just can't turn away."

CR: Dad's one-word reaction to the PTS upon the first viewing: "SpiderBond?" Fortunately, things quickly improved.

QoS: "So paying homage to The Spy Who Loved Me, Goldfinger, and now, with sides reversed, The Battle of Britain?"--Dad as the DC-3 gets shot up by prop-driven fighters.

SF: "Quick! Someone get Javier Bardem more scenery to chew! He's running critically low!"--Dad.

chrisisall

Dalkowski110 wrote:

SF: "Quick! Someone get Javier Bardem more scenery to chew! He's running critically low!"--Dad.

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